Okay, I don’t want to overdo it on the Brett Favre bashing, but I thought this was funny. And it’s a slow day.
Apparently, they’re already closing the Brett Favre era in Minnesota, at least among local retailers.
When no one buys this stuff, they’ll be shipping it to third world countries where people can’t afford to clothe themselves. So, in that vein, Brett Favre will actually have done something good for someone other than himself.
Via Busted Coverage
I like that this was prefaced with “I don’t want to overdo in on the Brett Favre bashing….” That photo is objectively amusing.
Does this include the NO fly jeans?!?!?
I can see it now. There will be a bunch of South American sharecroppers toiling away in the sun wearing Purple jerseys with a number 4 on the front
I just got this email. I have no idea if it’s true, but it’s much better than talking about Favre:
A friend has a friend who is a retired teacher and who is involved with the Boys & Girls Club. Someone from the Packer organization called a guy at the Boys & Girls Club and told him to bring 75 kids from the Boys and Girls Club to the new bowling alley in Howard and they would get soda, pizza and free bowling. They got a second call upping the amount of kids to100.
When they all got there, there were about 15 Packers players there to visit and bowl with them. When they were finished, all the kids were each given $100 to go to Shopko for Christmas shopping, accompanied by the Packer players. And it was all funded by Aaron Rodgers. There was no publicity, no television cameras.
Abe, actually, that has been done every year since A-Rodge has been here. My brother is the GM of the Suamico Ale House and now runs the bowling alley as well.
In fact, the first year it was done, it was supposed to be 50 kids, but 100 kids showed up. There wasn’t enough players and gift certificates to go around. So, A-Rodge personally took the extra kids shopping. This is just one of many things A-Rodge does around here. He also meets with groups of parents who have lost children to illness. All of these things are on the D-low.
I’ll bet Humpy Dump tickets are 50% off too.
Brent’s Jeans are half of when he pulls out his camera phone.
Rodgers is a way better guy than Favre ever could be. It’s almost embarassing to have had him in the Packers organization, and besides Favre did’nt win us the Superbowl it was the incredible 1996-97 Green Bay Packers team as a whole that won it.
I might go out and buy a Brent Favre Queens jersey. It’ll be a good liner for a bird cage and the parrot I get will have no problem shitting on it and repeating “Fuck Favre” “Fuck Favre”