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Aaron Rodgers Appears To Be Dating Jessica Szohr

Aaron Rodgers is money!

We were wondering what the hell Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene were doing at last weekend’s Green Bay Packers victory over the New York Giants.

Turns out Jonas is a Giants fan, which we really don’t care about. What’s more interesting is Menomonee Falls native and Gossip Girl star Jessica Szohr was at the game with the couple.

We’ve been informed the three of them sat in quarterback Aaron Rodgers’ private box. We’ve also been informed Szohr was at the Milwaukee Bucks game the following night with Rodgers.

Rodgers has a stellar history when it comes to tagging celebrity ass. There was Lady Antebellum lead singer Hillary Scott. There was Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Julie Henderson. He’s been spotted with Erin Andrews.

Now, Jessica Szohr. Szohr is 25 and in addition to Gossip Girl, her credits include Piranha 3D and Love, Wedding, Marriage alongside Mandy Moore. More importantly, she’s hot.

Even though she has to rank second on Rodgers’ list to Julie Henderson, I’ve gotta say — I love you more and more every day, Aaron.

Don’t worry about that Pro Bowl snub, buddy. Who cares about a trip to Hawaii when your broad looks like this?

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Killa December 29, 2010

    WTF is this TMZ now?

    1. Monty December 29, 2010

      No, it’s about the Packers. Hence, inherently better.

  2. Buddy December 29, 2010

    That beyotch better not distract A-Rod. She’s a hottie but not smokin’. Jessica Alba, or Mila Kunis would be more of a reason for distraction.

  3. nurseratchett December 29, 2010

    Well I like this picture picture better than the one on the last post. It at least looks like she’s bathed recently.

    Don’t worry, A-Rodge is too smart to be distracted a mere piece o’ ass.

  4. iltarion December 30, 2010

    Nice picture, but she still isn’t hot enough for A-Rodge. He is just slump busting.

  5. meep December 30, 2010

    Um, Jessica is friends with Ashley Greene?….

  6. average fan December 30, 2010

    by dating, you mean banging… the title of this blog should be changed…

  7. JJ23 December 30, 2010

    Nothing like what Jeter gets

  8. Ocho No Cinco December 31, 2010

    I don’t know where you’re getting your information from because it’s a known fact that Aaron Rodgers is a homosexual

    1. Cactus Jack February 27, 2011

      keep dreaming…..so, you still getting “texts” from favre?