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The Brett Favre Dick Photos You’ve Always Wanted To See

You didn’t think we’d glaze over this one, did you?

No, it’s just been a busy day. Green Bay Packers players keep getting injured… shit, there goes another one.

Anyway, I’m sure you recall the story about one Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, leaving messages for and eventually texting photos of his cock to then-Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger.

If you don’t, click on the link to refresh yourself, especially if you’re one of the cheeseballs who feels Lord Favre can do no wrong.

Thursday, Deadspin released voicemail messages from Favre to Sterger, as well as the photos of old Favre Jr.

I have to say, Brett, not impressed.

Also, maybe trim up the old forest there. Underbrush causes fires.

What’s even greater than the photos and the desperate voicemails is someone finally had the balls to ask old Lord Favre about the situation.

Watch Favre awkwardly stumble through this answer, “I’m not gettin’ into that. I’ve got my hands full with the Jets.”

You’d think the guy would have denied the dalliance if nothing happened…

Do you think he’s lying through his teeth to Deanna right now? More importantly, do you think she’s shoveling his bullshit into her mouth with a spoon like a chubby kid at a buffet?

Anyway, it gets even better. The Minnesota Vikings, King Favre’s current team, have erased any mention of the Sterger question from his press conference transcript. The Vikings’ version of Favre’s press conference is here.

So, I guess if it isn’t in the official Vikings’ record, then it must not have happened. Right?

Perhaps I should just erase it from my memory, which, now that I think about it, is kind of what I’d like to do with those cock shots.

Actually, I have a better idea.

How about we just erase Brett Favre from the record completely?

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Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.

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22 Comments

  1. Boston October 7, 2010

    this is bad man. As much as I hate the guy, I grew up idolizing him. I want to see him throw picks, not get torn to shreds like your Roethelisberger-level dirtbag. This is really ruining a major part of my teenage years

    1. lakisha rucker December 15, 2011

      DONT WANT TO NO ABOUT YO LIFE U NED TO GET A LYFE

  2. chitter October 8, 2010

    They pulled the footage from YouTube

  3. Jeremy October 8, 2010

    You can hear the and see the alleged messages and pix at deadspin. WARNING, it’s not safe for work!

    http://deadspin.com/5658206/brett-favres-cellphone-seduction-of-jenn-sterger?skyline=true&s=i

    I have to say I love the distraction this is providing to the Vikings.

    1. Monty October 8, 2010

      It’s also linked in the post above, if you are unfamiliar with how to use a blog, like Jeremy is.

      1. jeremy October 8, 2010

        Ah there it is…

        Sometimes I’m silly that way.

  4. Dez April 23, 2011

    Well his hands are obviously NOT FULL of his cock, what a shrimp dick. *yawwwwwn*

  5. GDW June 5, 2011

    Looks to me like Brett is easily larger tham average. It’s hard to tell for sure, but looks like 7- 7 1/2 inches and fairly thick. He;s a bit of a cad, but with that cock he can probably score some touchdowns in bed as well.