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Visanthe Shiancoe’s Butt Hurts

His mother did not pay enough attention to him as a child

Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe is a little butt hurt because his joke of an organization isn’t getting as much attention as it was last season.

No, that attention is now being focused on the Green Bay Packers and Shiancoe wants to have a cry about it.

”You’ve got to watch a team like the Packers – they’re the new Cowboys,” Shiancoe continued, his sarcasm obvious. ”Everybody’s jumping on their jock, like they’ve actually gone to the Super Bowl, and won it.

”Give them credit. They did good in the preseason. I mean, good. Good job. That’s good stuff.”

Shiancoe paused for effect, then added: ”You know what, Philly’s defense is pretty good, too. It always is. We’ll see how [the Packers] fare against them.”

Right. I get it Visanthe…

Wait, no I don’t. What the hell do you care, you stupid cunt?

Is your fragile ego not getting massaged enough?

And when did you or the Vikings last go to the Super Bowl?

Oh, that’s right. I always forget. The last time you went to a Super Bowl was NEVER! (Yeah, that’s right, I was thinking about winning a Super Bowl, which the Vikings never have done and never will. Fucking losers.)

Fucking shitbag.

You just did a great job of reinforcing the point I always like to make about your organization and your fans. You have no class and you just can’t stop talking even when it makes you look like an ignorant asshole.

I mean, is there some sort of virus that invades your body and turns you into a classless mouth breather when you cross into Minnesota?

Hopefully, scientists are researching the case now. Until there’s a definitive resolution, you can just crawl back into your hole Visanthe… your last-place hole.


Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Jurgens September 10, 2010

    It takes a special kind of dirtbag mouth breather to actually talk trash after his team shit the bed on national television. Again. Unreal.

  2. Anita September 10, 2010

    Why listen to this moron? Here’s a guy who wasn’t smart enough to cover his junk when there were TV cameras in the Vikings locker room, thus giving the entire country a free show, two years ago. THAT’S what he will remain famous for. It certainly won’t be for championships won.

  3. jeremy September 10, 2010

    The Queens Saints score should have been 24-9. Favre looked old, way to old for the first game of the season.

  4. Pliskin September 10, 2010

    Your the one who sounds a little butt hurt about his comments. Its a rivalry, what did you expect?

  5. titletown96 September 10, 2010

    Wow, Vashitty, and here we thought that J.Allen was the biggest slack-jawed caveman of all the Queens. Way to stay classy you hater…and BTW, Don’t hate the players, hate the game. Clown.

  6. Robby September 10, 2010

    Yo bitch, why don’t you shut your dick filled mouth. You seriously got some kind of vocabulary spouting nothing but hate speech. The Vikings have gone to the Superbowl 4 times you stupid twat. The Packers are a good team, but they Vikings will win this year. It’s dumb shits like you however, that ruin the sport. Go eat shit

  7. joey September 10, 2010

    Your not entirely correct I am a packer fan but the vikings went to 5 superbowls but lost everyone.

  8. MAD City Packer Fan September 11, 2010

    This looks like it is going to be a tough season for Grandpa Wrangler jeans and the cry babies.

  9. Abe Frohman September 11, 2010

    Shiancoe was rendered ineffective when they put the safety over the top. Why could they spare the safety in coverage? Brett’s got no one else to throw to. Berrian looked like crap. Harvin had like one catch. Did Walker even suit up? How desperate do you have to be to sign Javon Walker? What a tool! Try putting a safety over the top of Finley. He still wins that match up.

    concerns abound for the Packers D, but no one can question the offense. Frankly, the Vikings should have serious concerns in all 3 phases.

  10. packerbacker157 September 11, 2010

    um, not to rain on your parade, but the vikings have gone to the super bowl 4 times. They choked every time but there it is.

  11. Al Borland's Beard September 11, 2010

    Maybe Visanthe should worry less about the Packers media coverage and more about how not to disappear in the second half.

    By the way, I seriously think this Vikings team rivals the 90’s Cowboys teams as the worst group of cunts ever assembled. I mean, is there anyone remotely likeable on this roster? And at least the Cowboys had the rings to be arrogant about. The way Minnesota runs their mouths, you’d think they’d have at least one.

  12. C'mon Man September 11, 2010

    Seriously???!!! The author calls Shiancoe a “Fucking shitbag” and “stupid cunt” while saying to Shiancoe, “You have no class” Really???!!!! That’s hilarious!!!! :-D Obviously the author is a 12 year old and not fit to judge anyone else’s comments. By the way, I’m not a fan of either team. Browns fan here. (Hold the insults. I know they’re not that great, but at least I’m not a fairweather bandwagon jumper (the lowest of the low, IMO).

  13. PackerFanInFL September 11, 2010

    So if Jim Brown played for the steelers would you become a steeler fan or would you shit on his forehead? (I’m trying to figure out what kind a fan you truly are) LOL

  14. C'mon Man September 11, 2010

    I’m the type of fan who has payed my hard earned $$ to go to 4-5 games per year in any weather, getting there at 7AM to tailgate before going in to watch a team that has had no realistic chance to go anywhere in recent history. So yeah, I’m a real fan dude. And to answer your question, I would not “shit on his forehead”, but I certainly would not show him any love (I’d hate him for playing for the enemy). Ol’ Jim’s was the greatest player ever period, even if he’s a complete idiot off the field. Let me ask this: has the hate toward minnesota been ratcheted up that much since brett pretty much purposely set out to screw the packers? It seems like you all have lost your heads.
    Beat the Vikes this year please. Aaron Rodgers is the man.

  15. Pio February 13, 2011

    Eating your words now, Visanthe?