Not Jenn Sterger, apparently.
It appears Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, sent Sterger unsolicited cell phone photos of his cock.
Normally I make things like this up, but in this case, it is reportedly true. While I could care less about Brett Favre or any man’s cock, I do like to enlighten the rest of the world as to what a scum-sucking prick Brett Favre really is.
Listen, I know you have Brett Favre fatigue, but bear with me on this one.
Sterger is currently one of the hosts of The Daily Line on Versus, but she rose to fame on the Internet as the original Florida State Cowgirl. That got her shoots in Maxim and Playboy and a column for Sports Illustrated, and she later netted a job as the in-house sideline reporter for the Jets at the time Lord Favre was quarterbacking the team.
Sterger was reportedly discussing a project with Deadspin — whom, if you are familiar with, have more lawyers and lower standards than we do — when she mentioned she’d received said cock texts from none other than The Lord, himself. Deadspin sat on the “story” until yesterday, when they announced to the world that Brett Favre, Lord and Master, had gone back to his old philandering ways of yore.
Favre’s messages to Sterger were at first friendly, but soon turned weird and aggressive, according to Deadspin.
Sterger claimed she spurned Favre’s advances because he was married, but also because she was working for the Jets at the time she didn’t think it was the best idea to start a torrid affair with the team’s highest profile player (the Jets have not responded to a question about any knowledge of the Favre/Sterger saga at this time). Plus, if she went forward with how aggressive he was and how skeeved out she was to some of her superiors, she suspected she might lose her job. The interactions were flirty and strange but she didn’t think there wasn’t anything that made her too uncomfortable. But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre’s dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he’s masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs. In another photo, Favre is holding his penis while wearing the wristwatch he wore during his first teary-eyed retirement press conference.
The actual cock shots have not been released and who cares if they are? I don’t know about you, but I’d be perfectly happy going to my grave without seeing Brett Favre’s cock.
Just the image of him masturbating with a pair of Crocs on kind of makes me want to stab myself in the ear repeatedly.
However, it’s good to get confirmation from another source that Brett is the piece of shit we know him to be.
On another note, Favre’s indiscretions were always a badly kept secret when he played for the Green Bay Packers. They were whispered about, but never discussed openly, particularly in the media. It’s understood they nearly cost him his marriage.
Wonder what Deanna is thinking right about now? And I wonder what implications this might have on his decision to play football this season?
My guess is, either she tells him to get the fuck out and he goes to Minnesota, or “his ankle isn’t up to the task” and he stays home to try and save his marriage.
That is, unless Deanna is just so in love with the money and the spotlight (and yeah, we’re pretty sure she is), she’s willing to just ignore the whole situation.
It would be a pretty lonely existence for Lord Favre sans football and sans wife rotting away in the Mississippi heat, wouldn’t it? I think that’s just about what he deserves, though.
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Last updated on December 15th, 2018 at 07:19 am
Even thought I have to doubt this one is true we call all have a good laugh at it. Especially since it will have the Favre apologists overflowing with righteous indignation. If it is true Brett better hope his prenup is better than Tigers…
what jeff ircink and matt fox would pay for those pictures..what a fucking loser
you’re a fucking loser, PackerFanINFL? yeh, i know that…
What Jeff? you like to SSSSSLLLLLUUUURRRRRPPPPP Favres little chode?
Thank you for my laugh of the month.
So some bimbo who exposed herself to the world in Playboy claims Favre privately sent her some pictures too? Who’s the real slut here?
Well it would have to be her, because if we’ve established anything about Favre, it’s that he’s a whore.
so where are the pics? and how do we know they belong to Brett? PackerFanINFL sent me a pic of his cock once. not that i asked him too. so do we just take this woman’s word for it? do you take mine?
exactly.
I bet you’re chomping at the bit to get a hold of those pictures. I can only imagine that constantly slapping the ham to old highlight reels gets old.
Notice that Jeff didn’t deny wanting the pictures…
shut up Al Borland’s Douche.
“…but she never planned to sell them or use them to bolster her profile.”
quote from Deadspin about this bimbo. so then, why does she go public with the story if she didn’t want to booster her profile???
Douche? Clever…Anyways, yea just attack the woman making the claim, not the alleged pervert who sent her unwarranted dick pics? Or just do the logical thing and take the whole thing with a grain of salt until it further develops and laugh (Or in your case, furiously masturbate) to the idea of it being true.
carefull he’s a a member of MENSA (Men’s Assholes)..lol..I always thing that too..for such a self proclaimed smart guy he sure has lameass come backs.
and Jeff..to be clear was that a proposition request? because with you we just never know!!
I thought he said he was part of NAMBLA? he told us that Jared Allen was the president of NAMBLA and the Jeff was his boy.
hahahahahahaha, you guys are such morons, its great.
like a girl would actually pass up having sex with favre gives this story away as bs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDhD7ekiQPY
no request, PackerDoucheINFL. and AL Boring…yeh, i’ll attack the woman making the claim. anyone can make a claim. prove it.
why is the intellect level with some people on this site so very low?
I read another blog where someone called them “dicktures” Hilarious!
AL – if you’re asking me to take it with a grain of salt, then why not have Total Packers “take it with a grain of salt” and not do a post on it until the FACTS are brought to the table? i mean, this blog is nothing but Deadspin, TMZ and all the other ass fodder in the checkout lines and on TV.
i mean, i can’t comprehend that you’d tell me to take stock (or not attack) this idiot (Sterger) on her alleged claim and that i should somehow be chastising Favre for something he may or many not have done? come on, you’re smarter than that, ain’t ya?
you all attack Favre for his transgressions, yet some girl who’s posed for Playboy and stated that she doesn’t want to further her name (then makes the story public) i’m supposed to just accept that she’s telling the truth?
like i said, make the pics public. so we can see Favre’s watch in the picture, etc. if Favre is such a Einstein at manipulating the media like everyone states, do you really think he text pics of his dick to some bimbette?
If you don’t like what this site posts, why do you seemingly visit it religiously?
Anyways, I’m not gonna argue with you about this because I really don’t care. If it’s true, I would find it hilarious and kind of sad. If it’s not true, well then another Brett Favre rumor has come and gone like his numerous retirements.
And, who would have thought Tiger would create a sex ring with dozens of women because he likes rough and abusive sex? After all that and I was still surprised to hear that he was a cheap bastard who never bought these ladies nice things even though he’s a billionaire. Tiger’s trail of texts is now infamous.
By the way, does anyone else think Sterger looks like Deanna Favre? Same type anyway.
Yes, this is why I think it’s entirely possible. People somehow seem to think of athletes as morally superior and incapable of doing wrong. And it’s not like Favre has been an upstanding citizen his whole life. In his younger years, he was known for his boozing and womanizing ways.
And yes, Sterger is like a younger, bustier version of Deanna.
i visit this site religiously because Total Packers religiously posts on Brett Favre. Al…like i stated a zillion times, i will refrain from posting on this site when this site refrains from posting an inordinate amount of Favre posts. or until i tire of the low IQ and general juvenile comments from most Packer fans.
(my juvenile comments are only in response to the juvenile comments directed toward me)
You really shouldn’t criticize anyone’s IQ when you lack basic punctuation skills.
Also, you’re reason for continually posting here is ridiculous.
Wow, Brett Favre decides to retire to pursue his passion for photography.
Read the article.
VERY FUNNY.
http://www.dailygoat.com/?p=2312
al borland’s douche. i’ll repeat it once again…i don’t care about puncuation when commenting. get it? sinking in? and your reason for being a douche bag is ridiculous as well.
Is douchebag the only insult you know?
And now John Madden is jealous, lol.
I think the best part about this site is that its for Packer fans who dont really care about football and just care about talking shit about favre more than anything else.
Actually, Matt a large percentage of the articles here have nothing at all to do with Favre.
You claim your a Packer fan which I seriously doubt. So I challenge you to actually show up on a non Favre article and contribute something useful and interesting about the Packers.
yes, Douche bag is the only insult i know. why? is that what this site is about? insults? i agree with matt.
Of course you do…now get a room already as you two have brett favre “texting” fantasies to role play
List, Favre is as dead to me as anyone else, but I have a hard time believing this is true
I wonder if Jenn Sterger is getting barraged with phone pix now?
packerdoucheINFL…shhhhh. i’m trying to have an intelligent conversation with anyone but you.
he means shhhh, hes masturbating to those Favre pics.
ROFL..so I have officially got to you….you big pussy…speaking of pussy I photo googled this “jenn sterger” chick and she certainly is a nice piece of ass.
ray – are you old enough to be posting on this site?
yes im am, and im also old enough to know your a dumbass vikings fan that takes it in the ass and would like to see Favres little chode, is that right? haha, your nothing but an ASS CLOWN!
McMahon your a genius. This one has now digressed to the point of total schlock. My only worry is that you’ll never get you hands on anything this lowly and foul again.
So Matt and Jeff…ahh..when are we going to get together again? WHY HAVEN’T YOU TWO CALLED ME BACK YET?!?!
Don’t worry Matt Fox. I know your jealous that someone else is my penis. You’ll just have to be satisfied being my asshole.
LOL funny read
A large percentage of the articles arent about favre? More than half of the past 10 articles have been about favre, the one were on being about his penis. And as you apprently know me, you doubting my standing as a Packer fan really means a lot to me. I’m going to go reconsider my life’s direction immediately. Thank you. (P.S. seeing as this site really contributes very little to the packers and more to players to who dont play for the packers, i see no need to do the same.)
matt – you boycotting this site now? hmmm…
Fun fact. Even assuming this particular article as a starting point, only 2 of the last 10 articles had anything to do with Favre. In what world is 2 “more than half of […] 10,” pray tell?
Also, none of the 3 articles posted after this are about him either, making only 5 of the 20 posts on the first page about him. Counting back to July 1st (3 pages) I found 12 of 60 articles that had to do with Favre. And even one of those was vuvuzela related silliness reposted from Cheesehead TV.
12 of 60.
Given the spectacle he tends to make of himself in the offseason and Minnesota’s status as a MAJOR division rival, I’d say some coverage is warranted but your claims are ludicrous at best, outright lies at worst.
What Matt really meant is that he has nothing meaningful about the Packers to contribute. All he can do is show and whine like a little bitch when Monty rips on Favre.
Keep up the good work Matt!
Seems to me that Monty has a new obsession…Brett Favres manhood. Is Monty a closet fudgepacker? All signs point to yes, look at how many times he mentions Favres “Cock” in his little bitch post, i think he desperately wishes that Brett had sent those photos to him so he could play with his fap sack while viewing them.
It seems to me that you’re the one who clicked on the post with the title “Who Wants To See Brett Favre’s Cock?”
Check.
Mate.
QED, bitch.
I knew this one was going to fifty the second I laid eyes on the title.
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
Jeremy I could say the same thing about yourself!
And, Well Kyle, I’m just trying to be more like you guys, making shit up to further my argument. If you cant beat em, join em.
And yes, Favre makes a HUGE spectacle of himself in the offseason. He’s just done so many things. Going out to clubs, shooting dogs, constantly telling the media hes retiring, then unretiring, then retiring again. Oh wait, thats right. Hes done absolutely nothing this offseason, while the media has written tons of crap about absolutely nothing and creating random drama themselves. Lol, you guys are retarded.
And Monty actually responded?! Monty, i gotta tell you, youre Favre obsession/bitterness is REALLY getting old. We know you miss him and are upset, but again, dont take it out on him, its Ted Thompsons fault.
Although, you know what I havent made up? That, after inheriting a superbowl ready team, Ted Thompson in 5 seasons is 42-38, has won a grand total of one playoff games, and split the entire state of wisconsin in two. Now that sounds like a fantastic GM right there. Great work TT, keep it up! I hear the train acommin!
Oh wait, I forgot, you guys dont care about winning or losing. So nevermind, sorry sorry. I keep forgetting im not dealing with actual football fans here.
Just some gems from the raving lunatic that is Matt Fox.
-“I could say the same thing about yourself!”
– Favre shoots dogs
-“More than half of the past 10 articles have been about favre”
-“like a girl would actually pass up having sex with favre”
-“why is this site talking about Brett Favre for now about 75% of the articles?”
-“I’m just trying to be more like you guys.”
-“I think Tom Brady’s gonna win the QB job.”
-“I mean theres really no point in arguing with u guys anymore if u dont care about winning. ”
-“I guess I’ll go back to fucking my pet sheep now.”
-“I guess the guys with the smallest dicks talk the biggest shit.”
If this were even PARTIALLY true, we’d be seeing it as “BREAKING NEWS” on ESPN, NFL NETWORK, etc.. It’s a bold faced lie..
Where are the pics that she doesn’t want to ‘share’.. She’s a liar.. Besides, she’s a lesbian.. I hooked up with her when she showed up with her girlfriends to Marie’s Crisis. She was drinking and singing showtunes with 2 of the best singing gay men I’d ever seen!!
She’s a complete liar. And this is her attempt to defame Favre’s name.. My friends and I have pics on my phone from that night (no naked ones) but it puts her at the scene of the crime.. She’s a total lesbian who wants others to think she’s straight..
If Favre had really done this, we would be hearing about it on every sports news channel and you people know that.. The media LOVES to saturate his image.. So it’s not true.. Well, that and she’s a lesbian.. (Who isn’t too bad of a singer either”
Haha,i like those, especially out of context. I know you guys dnt get sarcasm, or anything, so i dont expect you to keep things in conetxt. I however, would like to see all the ridiculous/insane comments you guys have made lined up like that, although they probably wouldnt be able to fit on a page.
I also enjoy how some of the things you quoted me on saying are incorrect and misquoted.Keep it up! Youre doing your friends proud!
With the exception of “Farve shoots dogs” they are cut and pasted directly from your posts.
Mmhmm. Sure they were. Quite the instant replay you are.
kyle. 12 of 60? 1/5? that’s still a lot of posts about a non-Packer that many Packer fans hate. did you count up the articles that were written on AR? i’d be curious….
PackerFan, calm down here. He did ask a fairly valid question and did it pretty respectfully.
The answer depends on what you define as “written about.” He’s mentioned in several articles, but there is essentially one written ABOUT him, where ESPN put him on the cover of their magazine as a FF poster boy. They also profile his career and personal life somewhat.
However, two points:
(1) This being the offseason, it’s not exactly the fastest time for football news, so your figures are going to be skewed, especially with a guy like Rodgers who tends to fly under the media radar because he keeps his head down, is a good citizen and does his job.
(2) As a companion to (1), Favre allows his name to be thrown out, is constantly texting Ed Werder and the like with this “will I or won’t I” stuff, thereby manipulating (whether he TRULY means to or not–I believe he does) a slow news cycle to his advantage.
Truth be told, I’d just as soon forget the whole cycle, prepare for him, beat him and be done with it. I got tired of it when he did it in Green Bay and the media played along, and I’m even less of a fan of it now that it’s happening in Minnesota.
However, in an utter dead zone for football, Favre seems to do his best to keep himself in the news, and with little else to cover (after all how far can you stretch training camp reports in shells?) 1/5th of the coverage sounds about right, frankly.
Jeff Ircink,Why the fuck would that matter you motherfucking idiot. Favre does all he can to get his mental masturbation by staying in the media so of course there would be more talk about INT king. Rodgers on the otherhand is doing what he is suppose to be doing..why would there be a 1-1 relationship…man you are one retarded individual.
oh yah…SSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRPPPP
you lost me at “the”, PackerDoucheINFL. and you just made my point for me. the media – this site….help to keep Favre in the news. who the fuck said that a text to Ed W. at ESPN is newsworthy? or a random text to a teammate? apparently the media thinks so. everyone assumes Favre loves to be in the media. to a point, sure he does. but when the media are camped outside your home, what choices do you have to avoid being – in the media.
quite frankly, PackerDoucheINFl, i think you’re a bit retarded myself. seriously…get help: http://www.thearc.org/page.aspx?pid=183
and yeah, what kyle said, PackerDoucheINFL. you need to clam up with your Favre-hating attitude and calm down, mental case. you’re slurping and homoerotic tendencies in your writing are a bit dramatic.
hey – you should be PackerDramaQueenINFL….ya dumb douche.
bravo mrs ircest thats the funniest thing youve even said in your life. its so lame its funny, again, bravo! and one more thing i forgot…. what could it be… hmmmm, oh yea: SSSSSLLLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRPPPP!!!
LOL agree, he actually was somewhat funny for a change..keep up the good work jeff.
RayV#7 = as dumb as almost everyone else that posts here. shut up, please….you’re embarassing yourself.
you post here too dumbass, so that includes you too. so i would shut the fuck up before you say foolish shit like that, haha, what and ass clown
ray – can’t you read? i said “as dumb as ALMOST everyone else that posts here”. “almost” would be the key word there.
if you would’ve just shut up like i told you to, you wouldn’t make such a douche out of yourself. now who’s the ass clown, ass clown?
Jeff,
First things first wipe the brown ring of shit off your lips its fucking disgusting.
Second the media whore wouldn’t have those vans outside his hillbilly mansion if he would just make up his fucking mind.
Third,lets not forget it was you who openly tried to fuck another member of this site in the comments.
Fourth,oh yes you also proclaimed incest is “cool” (ya sick fuck).
Fifth, I openly attack you with any and all kinds of humor as you are a viking fan & a packer troll so quite frankly you don’t matter here or in life as far as I’m concerned.
Sixth, sssslluurrrrrrrpppp..brush your teeth dude and pick that corn out your teeth!!!
when did i proclaim incest is cool, jerk off? find it.
and i didn’t openly try to fuck another member on this site. i was flirting with her. big difference. crawl back into your trailer, ya big dumb douche bag.
yah blog away..I give you my permision..I’m sure the whole 3 people that read it will give two shits
SSSLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP!!!
1,000 a week, bitch. slurp yourself, homophobe.
Van Frosky??? haha. you rip on me and you’ve got a name like that? tell me that’s a stage name or something please. and thanks for the link to my blog, douch.
hahahahahahahaha. rusty van frosky???? really????? oh my God – PackerDoucheINFL is much better.
stick to being a commenter, RVF. your blog sucks shit.
Your a fucking idiot and a huge mark…I made that blog as a satire of you. It’s all bullshit..Rusty Van Frosky is cool name..much better then “Irncest” or whatever your brother humping last name means…stick to blogging to the “passion=truth” pussies as commenting on football isn’t your cup of tea. (not tea bagging that what you do to matt fox)
oh and bravo..you’re actully are getting some fighting spirit and becoming an entertaining troll (albeit a very dumb one).
dumb? not likely. and i know the blog was satire – i was being facetious (look it up). to think i was the cause of you wasting your precious time to create a nonsensical blog. i love it. so “Rusty Van Frosky” is a made-up name? hmmmm….it still sucks, douche bag.
yah like 10 minutes of my time to laugh my fucking ass off at some self absorbed band wagoning motherfucking viking fan is a waste of time. Knowing all the laughter I’ve generated by letting you make an ass out of yourself…well worth it..keep the comedy coming…ya piece of shit!
who said i made an ass out of myself? i don’t think i’m making an ass out of myself. YOU’RE the one one who started a blog on my account – not me. doucher.
ya piece of shit! hahahahahaha. ha.
you never clarified if Rusty Van Frosky is a made-up name or your real name. i really want to know.
Reginald Stuart Van Frosky III if you must know…I’m dutch so fucking what? Is thats not acceptable or part of your planned master race? so be it I mean really what kind of name is Ircink…sounds like some prehistoric urinal..which would be some what ironic
so fucking what? it sounds made up, ya fucking douche, that’s what. but thanks for the clarification, Reginald.
I gotta take a piss..where’s the ircink? LOL I passionately believe this so therefor is must be the truth…unreal case of tunnel vision..but then again your a “favre” fan so who’s surpised
too funny you blog has been marked as “malware” by google chrome for running so slow..now when people hit your shit blog they are told to turn back or risk being infected by malware…to bad your to stupid/dense to listen to me….you deserve to be ignored
i figured my blog would be over your head, Reginald. fortunately for me, the malware only comes up for people’s who’s computer’s are out-of-date and can’t handle current technology. no malware signal on my computer – or anyone else that is sophisticated enough to have any interest in my blog…which is now at 1,000 visitors a week, douche bag.
1000 visitors a week for is like 150 a day…that is shit for a blog launched in 2007. I could post a picture of fucking orange and get that many…and modern techonology. blogger.com is hardly modern..ROFL
You shit blog reminds me of AOL of the 90s..nothing but busy signals
Don’t you got an asshole (Matt Fox’s) to be reaming out?
don’t you have your mother’s ass to ream out, Reggie? hahahahahahahaha. douche bag.
really? post a picture of an orange on your blog, reggie and let’s see how many visits you get in a week. tough guy. and i never said 1000 is a lot. i said that’s what i get – for the little i do to promote the blog. get your shit straight, asshole.
and quite frankly, my blog is better than anything you could ever imagine to put together. post the orange, dumbfuck and we’ll see…
done asslover…lol
nice. anyone can write in the subject line “over 1,000 hits a week”. haha…what a liar. boy, you’re truly a mental case, aren’t you? just admit it. maybe i’ll stop harassing you.
and what does an orange and my blog have to do with the Packers anyway? Christ, between favre posts and your obsession with my blog, this Packer site is losing any of the luster it might have had. maybe monty should censor comments…might help to keep the discussions pertinent to the theme of this site.
perhaps you should fuck of once and for all then…or least let your nuts drop and start calling the owner of this blog out instead of arguing with “commenters” I mean come the fuck on
what the fuck did you just say? it’s garbled….like a monkey’s screech, douche bag.
and i usually just argue with commenters on the subject at hand..not my blog, oranges, gay slurrs, fuck you, fuck this, slurrrrpppp, and whatever you dipshits like to comment. but then….i’m forced to stoop down to your intellect.
so you admit your a pussy and won’t call out the owner of this blog who posts shit about favre..
no – i have called out the owner of this blog, several times. he’s responded. what’s it to you?
delete the “what’s it to you?” i’m done being a dick on this site.