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Cunt Of The Week

Just because I felt like it.

Total Packers Cunt of the Week: New York Jets coach Rex Ryan.

Ryan at the awards ceremony

Just because you’re fat, ignorant and talk louder than everyone else, that doesn’t make you right.

How about just coaching football and shutting your fat fuck mouth for a change, Rex?

Because every time I see you on TV, I want to punch the screen. Because every time I see your photo, I want to throw my computer across the room. Because every time you open your fat mouth, I want to put my fist where you’re putting that double cheeseburger with extra mayo. Because you make me want to cheer for teams like the Ravens, Chargers and Patriots. That’s why you, Rex Ryan, are our Cunt of the Week.


Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Instant Replay August 7, 2010

    He fits right in in New Jersey, that’s for sure…

  2. Freckles August 7, 2010

    LOL…I was just trying to explain to someone this week why he’s such a fucking douche bag. Super bowl guarantee…

  3. Nick August 7, 2010

    Everyone would love him if he was our coach though. Our fat fucking coach is a tame piece of shit, at least Rex has some balls. And I dont know about you but I like my coach to have some balls.

    1. bogmon August 8, 2010

      Go watch a practice and tell me if Coach Mike doesn’t have balls..hearing him bitch out the team last tuesday night change my whole perspective on Coach Mike….
      He just doesn’t let it all hang out in the media like Rex “Supersize ME” Ryan.

  4. Abe Frohman August 7, 2010

    What’s the point of making a guarantee, anyway? Is he going to give us all a free Big Mac if he’s wrong?

    I didn’t watch enough Jets games to know if he has balls or not in terms of play calling and risks. Shooting your mouth off to the media isn’t ballsy. It’s just kinda stupid and lame and makes you sound like a jack ass when you’re wrong.

    1. Kyle August 9, 2010

      To be fair, the Jets had one hell of a defense last year, that despite the 9-7 record, they rode all the way to the AFC Title game.

      With another year of development for Sanchez and the addition of LT for 3rd downs and RB depth, as well as the underrated Santonio Holmes, that could be a scary team in the AFC this year.

  5. jeremy August 7, 2010

    Can we retroactively appoint Matt Fox last weeks Cunt?

  6. matt fox August 7, 2010

    But Rex Ryan actually wins…. unlike the Packers…

    And Jeremy, I would be happy to take that, if i didnt feel like i was stealing it from you.

    1. Abe Frohman August 8, 2010

      check your facts….Ryan’s record last year was NOT better than McCarthy’s.

    2. Freckles August 8, 2010

      How do you figure the Jets’ 2009 record trumps the Packers’ 11-5 record from last season?

      “Rex Ryan actually wins? Unlike the Packers?”

      Your logic is lacking.

    3. MAD City Packer Fan August 8, 2010

      11-6 vs 9-7 hmmm I think we win Matt Douchey Fox

  7. matt fox August 7, 2010

    I also love how you guys ignore Nick’s great point. Our coach is the pillsbury doughboy. The Packers have no balls. Thats why they cant win.

    1. Buddy October 27, 2010

      They beat the Queens! You stupid asshole

  8. Instant Replay August 8, 2010

    I guess you and Rex have something in common Matt.

    “I guess the guys with the smallest dicks talk the biggest shit.”

    -#20 (Brett Favre May Play Until He’s 50)
    written by matt fox
    07/30/2010 – 3:49 am

  9. Nick August 8, 2010

    Im not defending the guy, but he did win in the playoffs last year. I think that trumps MM’s regular season record.

  10. jeff ircink August 8, 2010

    wow – something we actually agree on. nice post.

  11. matt fox August 8, 2010

    Rex Ryan didnt do better than the Packers? He made it all the way to the NFC championship and actually won playoff games in his first season as a coach. Oh, but I forgot, you’re mine and your guys’ definition of winning isnt the same. For you guys to win all it takes is realization your team isnt going to play up to expectations, and then lowering your expectations. Nice.

  12. matt fox August 8, 2010

    mine and your guys’ *

    1. Kyle August 9, 2010

      I love that you correct your spelling or exceptionally awkward phrasing, but don’t bother to correct that Rex Ryan went to the AFC Championship. AFC.

      1. Freckles August 9, 2010


  13. matt fox August 8, 2010

    I actually back up my shit talking with winning records. You guys just talk shit with no reason to.

    1. jeremy August 9, 2010

      What have you won Matt? Tell us all about it…

    2. PackerFanInFL August 16, 2010

      you have backed up shit alright ..courtesy of jeff ircink’s dick..hahahahha

  14. Kyle August 9, 2010

    See, I don’t mind Rex Ryan, because every time I see him, I envision the Kissing Suzy Kolber creation of him. A shit-talking, screaming, swearing, hedonistic, food gorging, hypersexual sociopath. I can’t take any of his nonsense seriously after that, so it’s all good.


    1. tequila August 10, 2010

      Kyle, you are my new favorite. Nice link.

  15. jeremy August 9, 2010

    That’s true Mike Tennenbaum did buy Holmes for pennies on the Dollar. Lucky for the Jets the Steelers overreacted stupidly.

  16. RayV#7 August 12, 2010

    I nominate Jeff Incink for Cunt of the Year, anyone agree?

    1. tequila August 12, 2010

      I think Matt Fox is more of a cunt, actually.

    2. PackerFanInFL August 16, 2010

      I disagree as jeff wants nothing to do with cunts or least the ones he is not related 2.

      Howbout Mangina of the year