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Hey, it’s the slow part of the offseason, so we’re going to make sure to bring you as much news revolving around our primary non-Green Bay Packers interest — broads — as possible.

We’ve told you about Matthew Stafford’s broad and Aaron Rodgers’ broads and now we’re going to tell you about Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson’s broad.

Said broad, Ashley Brown, posed for Playboy’s Girls of the Big 12 issue in October ’06. Brown, who attended the University of Oklahoma and dated Peterson in college, appeared under the name Ashley Thompson.

Brown and Peterson are now engaged.

If there are some of you who are appalled at this news, I could really care less. Unclench your asshole and stop being so uptight.

As for the rest of you, enjoy.

Adrian Peterson and Ashley Brown

A recent photo of Peterson and Brown

And now, the real deal.

These photos — although not nude — were removed at the request of some uptight advertiser. 

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Kyle June 29, 2010

    I know I’ve made the joke before, but it bears repeating. This post ought to set off the Viking radar. Expect posts from matt fox and jeff ircink in 3……..2…………1………….

  2. Abe Frohman June 29, 2010

    She’s certainly attractive, but the first shot in particular looks very photoshopped to me. Her legs are way too long. They sorta reminds me of a spider. Her head looks too small, too.

  3. PackerFanINFL June 29, 2010

    matt fox wants equal time of a naked adrian pederson.

  4. RayV#7 June 29, 2010

    post a naked pick of favre and ted thompson doing each other, matt fox would go crazy!

  5. Vijay June 29, 2010

    You know black women do have creamy soft skin…you should really try one some time. Well, if you can find one that looks this good – even better!

  6. Matt Fox June 30, 2010

    lol, well i wasnt gonna post on this until i got so many requests. I didnt realize i had so many fans. I’m flattered. As this is unfootball related all i really gotta say is… Damn! That beezy is fine!

  7. Why Peterson has engaged with such a woman?