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Spencer Havner: Dumbass

Spencer Havner

Havner: Likes the sauce.

Green Bay Packers tight end Spencer Havner, who caught four touchdowns during the 2009 campaign, was charged with drunken driving early Saturday.

In addition, he has a fractured scapula from the incident.

According to The Union, a newspaper in Nevada County, Calif., Havner lost control of his motorcycle in a cul de sac.

How the fuck you do that, I don’t know.

Oh, wait, Havner was drunk.

This isn’t good news for Havner, who was admitted to Sierra Nevada Memorial Hospital before the popo were contacted.

Havner is a free agent this offseason, albeit an exclusive rights free agent – meaning the Packers are the only team that can sign him. However, this is the kind of off-field idiot move that could get a player cut.

If that happens it will be unfortunate because Havner, who was a linebacker in college, had worked his way up from the practice squad to be a valuable goal-line threat in the Packers offense.

Here’s to hoping Havner gets his shit together and stays away from motor vehicles when he’s wasted.


Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. jeremy March 16, 2010

    All he does…

    Catch touchdowns!

  2. Vijay March 16, 2010

    Don’t be a dumbass Spence…just don’t.

  3. PackerFanInFL March 16, 2010

    Can’t dump on him to much as half the state of WI drive drunk on saturday night (and thats being conservative). especially the young guys I remember hearing horror stories about ‘favre’ back in his drinking days (the guy is more then just a legend on the football field) but I don’t know he ever drove (or at least he didn’t get caught)

  4. Jurgens March 16, 2010

    It’s indefensible no matter who it is. But it’s especially stupid when you’re a pro athlete. On top of that he was riding a motorcycle. When you’re that lucky, to making boatloads of cash for playing a sport, how on earth do you do something as dangerous as riding a motorcycle? And then to do it drunk… it boggles the mind. Apparently he never heard of Jayson Williams or Kellen Winslow.
    That said, I hope he pulls it together. He was a great story last season and he could become a solid tight end. Could.