Well, if you read this blog very often, you know we think Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a pedophile (or at least looks like one). So then it makes sense that his son, Kyle, is also a delinquent.
Kyle Childress was charged with second-degree DWI in St. Paul, early Saturday morning, the second time he’s been stopped for a DWI.
We gave Kyle a call and asked him what he was thinking, and really, this is a sad story.
“Well, I am constantly trying to suppress the memories of my father sexually abusing me as a boy, so I often turn to alcohol and drugs,” the younger Childress said. “Sometimes I make bad choices, and honestly, this is probably just my way of asking for help. I just want to be loved – in a non-creepy, non-sexual way.”
And it gets worse.
“Ever since Favre came around, my father hasn’t given me any attention at all – good or bad. Everything is Brett this or Brett that,” Kyle said. “He even sleeps over at Brett’s house some nights and doesn’t come home at all, but I guess that’s better than him trying to sleep in my bed.”
We always knew it, Brad – you sick son of a bitch.
Not that I don’t think this is funny McMahon, because it’s fucking hilarious. I just worry about you being liable for slander. As a publisher I hope you know more about those rules than I.
My thoughts exactly…delete!! Watch out for libel/ slander…after all, this is a free country?
I think this is horrible. DELETE NOW! And God Bless Kyle in these dark times.
YOU are a complete idiot! Where do you get off judging this family on such a personal level. I hope if such a tragedy ever affects YOU on such a personal level no-one would be as craze and unhumane of an asshole as YOU are! I can’t believe I am even taking the time to react BUT this is such garbage from an obivous TOTAL JERK
No one has ever got a DWI in the great sober state of Wisconsin, have they? Your bio states that “Monty is a writer and editor. In his spare time he enjoys BEER, women, WHISKEY…”. Have you ever got a DWI Monty, enjoying your beer and whiskey in your spare time?
The unfortunate thing about the internet is that any moron can set up a web site and spew whatever trash they desire, however stupid or vulgar it may be.
One must assume Monty is still bitter that Brett Favre decided to go play for a better team. Go Favre, go Vikings!
Where’s your proof? Even an anonymous source would be more credible than this piece of shit story.
I don’t need proof because this story is clearly tagged as “satire.” Look it up on the dictionary you moron.
Packer fans have serious issues. I’m glad I don’t define who I am by a sports team that I have nothing to do with. My advice is to move out of Wisconsin to some place were you can actually have a life.