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Brad Childress Also a Cross Dresser

Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a lot of things.

Moron. Idiot. Pedophile. Douche. Really bad head coach. Perfect representation of the Minnesota Vikings‘ franchise.

He’s also a cross dresser.

How do I know this? Chris Mortensen said so, Sunday morning.

The following is from his Twitter stream.

So coach Brad Childress dressed up like a female flight attendant, high heels, wig, blue hose, wig…and still a beard on the flight.

I’m told Childress had given a little lecture earlier to the team, reminding them to show the utmost respect to all flight attendants.

Mmmm hmmm.

At least that would help explain Childress’ continued fascination with young boys.

Other than that, all I have to say is brilliant! And disgusting.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

But I can totally see how dressing up like a woman would help all the idiots who play for the Vikings to remember to be nice to the flight attendants. Let’s face it, those scumbags have no manners, common sense, or decency.

I mean, without Childress, those Neanderthals probably would have tried to proposition those women for sex, or turned that plane into the scene of a gang rape.

When the Vikings landed in Pittsburgh, Childress decided to let Brett Favre throw the ball 51 times and Adrian Peterson run 18 times. It’s as if the entire NFL just got a little bit dumber.


Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Mike October 27, 2009

    I wonder if McKinnie groped and propositioned him for sex before realizing it was Childress.

  2. krh October 28, 2009

    8 year olds dude…

  3. You poor man ... March 8, 2012

    The comments by the author of this article make him seem like an absolute sycophant who’s sense of self is so weak, that his self esteem actually rises and falls in direct correlation to the success (or lack thereof) of a team that he is not now and has never been, a part of. If this weren’t so pathetic, it would be funny – but sadly, there is NOTHING funny on this page (especially his attempts at humor).