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Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, And So Does Matthew Stafford

Although this is totally unrelated to the Green Bay Packers, it is related to our pathetic nemesis to the east, the Detroit Lions. Specifically, Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford. You know, the number one overall pick in the 2009 NFL Draft.

Ever wonder what it would be like to be the number one pick in the NFL Draft? Well, here’s a peak.

These came my way via a friend from Detroit, and while I don’t know a lot about where and when this party took place, it seems pretty clear by Stafford’s Tigers hat that it was after he signed with the Lions.

What can we learn from these? Matthew Stafford likes blondes. Blondes like Matthew Stafford. Matthew Stafford gets around. If you grab Matthew Stafford’s junk, he may very well take you home. Matthew Stafford, at 21, probably still has a little growing up to do. And, finally, Matthew Stafford needs to be a little more careful of who he lets take photos of him.


Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Jaybird August 5, 2009

    Very Nice Matt at least you have good taste in women….Im sure your taste in your team will turn south about mid season!
    GO PACK!

  2. Dean August 5, 2009

    A lot of growing up to do, and QB you gotta lead the team on and OFF the field.

  3. Rocky August 5, 2009

    That is awesome. Where is he? It looks like he either changed shorts because so many girls were grinding on him or he in this magical land for two days. At least he has a good attitude about being on an awful team. And that’s what it’s all about: Attitude. He’ll make a good example for kids.

  4. Packers are Gay August 5, 2009

    I dont get it, Stafford partying with hot girls is a bad thing?

    Im sure no Packers players go and party at all.

    Grow the fuck up and report something worth while.

  5. Dean August 5, 2009

    admins let number 4 through eh? the point is he is the QB, QB is the team leader, Don’t see any of our QB’s all over the place. but hey, he needs the girls, season will ruin his self esteem. and if “Packers are gay” as you said in such a mature fashion, why bother reading and posting. I hope I can go grow up to be like you, Go Packs.

  6. Carl with a "C" August 6, 2009

    solid post Monty! I remember the good old days like this as McAuly number 2….

  7. Mike August 6, 2009

    Hey, if the man wants to pick up hot blond women in his spare time then that’s cool. I can’t say I wouldn’t do the same in his position.

  8. RodgerDat September 16, 2010

    This guy needs to stop carrying around drunk bitches if he ever wants his shoulder to get better….

  9. vanessa January 1, 2012

    “He’s at Jobbie Nooner” I answer two years after the question is asked.

  10. joe smith June 13, 2014

    matt quit playing football your to injury prone dummy.