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Jared Allen, as with all members of the Minnesota Vikings, is a cunt. And typically, we use these Sundays before the NFL season begins to put the spotlight on a member of the Green Bay Packers.

However, this Sunday is different because Total Packers now has it’s own YouTube channel.

And so, since we haven’t posted this previously, we thought today would be a good day to make fun of the douchebag that is Jared Allen.

Jared, could thy be anymore douchey? No, unfortunately, you couldn’t.

So, this is for you, master of douche, Jared Allen and all of your inbred Minnesota friends. Now go fuck yourself.


Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.