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Packers Big Offseason Move: Overpay To Re-sign Jarrett Bush

Packers fans can look forward to three more years of performances like this.


That’s the only way I can describe the way I feel about the Green Bay Packers’ decision to match the Tennessee Titans’ offer to cornerback Jarrett Bush.

No, wait. Here’s another way: Blinded with rage.

As I have detailed on more than one occasion, Jarrett Bush is terrible. He’s an idiot. He’s a moron. He doesn’t deserve to don the Green and Gold. About the only place Jarrett Bush could step on a football field and be among equals is at Washington Middle School, or in Minnesota.

However, today the Packers decided to pay a defensive back who won’t make the dime package (does that make him 7th string?) a total of $4.5 million over the next three years, including a $1 million signing bonus. Bush will make base salaries of $1 million, $1.1 million and $1.4 million over the next three years, while functioning as a special teams player that commits penalty after penalty, and will cost the Packers at least two games per year, single-handedly.


Brilliant fucking move, Ted Thompson, you stupid fucking douchebag! Just wonderful! Way to stick it to the rest of the NFL! You really showed ’em by taking this guy off the market!

This is a coup that could only be perpetrated by a mastermind.

And thy mastermind’s name be Thompson.

Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Gig March 16, 2009

    Kudos! Get General Thompson the hell out of there.

  2. Vijay March 17, 2009

    I said it when everyone else was kissing Teddy T’s butt after the 13-3 season, and I am saying it with you today my brotha’ – TEDDY T is a waste of general manager. Look at his track record with Seattle as an assistant…not very impressive at all. Also, the way in which he treated our #4 legend was bullshit too. Did you hear he’s looking to bring back Michael Montgomery who needs to add weight to fit the 3-4? How can we change to a 3-4 defense when we have an inept GM who does not make moves to bring in quality and potential starters in that scheme??? WHAT THE F$^*!!!

  3. krh March 17, 2009

    Well played Monty. ‘sticking with the plan’ of ruining the team is right on schedule. let’s give this liability a contract but make tramon play for league minimum. i’m almost at the end of my rope with this nincompoopery.

  4. Steffen March 17, 2009

    Does Jarrett Bush Google himself?