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Here is a short list of people who are better football coaches than Mike McCarthy.

  1. Snoop Dogg
  2. Bill Cowher
  3. The Tuna
  4. Me
  5. That monkey from Any Which Way But Loose
  6. The Walrus
  7. Paul
  8. Goldie Hawn in Wildcats
  9. Goldie Hawn in real life
  10. Tom Coughlin
  11. Denny Green
  12. Jimmy Johnson’s hair
  13. Bill Cowher’s mustache
  14. Bob Stoops
  15. USC’s defensive coordinator
  16. The rest of the USC coaches
  17. Kurt Russell in The Best of Times (especially for those plays he drew in the dirt)
  18. The guy at Green Bay East
  19. Bo Schembechler
  20. Pia Sundhage

I could go on…


Monty McMahon

Monty McMahon is one of the founders of Total Packers. He is probably the most famous graduate of UW-Oshkosh next to Jim Gantner.



  1. Carl with a "C" December 2, 2008

    hmmmm maybe B. Favre was on to something….

    here’s a couple for your list:

    Ron Cardo (former UWO coach)
    Don King
    Brent “fumbling” Fullwood
    Phil Helmuth
    Lindy Infante
    David Bragg
    Richard Simmons
    “Iron” Mike Tyson
    Tom Cruise (he is God’s son, isn’t he)
    Katie Holmes (imaculate conception for her, imaculate receptions for her players)
    The Olson Twins or just Ashley
    The duece I just dropped in the toliet (corn yesterday AND today)
    Max McGee (i know he is dead)
    Shifty Eye Guy from WRST TV
    Peg Leg from WRST TV
    Matt Millen (LOL)
    Ted Thompson’s boy toy (my bad, he is Coach Mac)
    Boner from Growing Pains

  2. Carl with a "C" December 2, 2008

    A couple more:

    Harris Smith (#17 for the Giants)
    Adam “Don’t call me Packman unless I’m in the Scrip Club” Jones
    Jerry Jones
    Bud Kilmer (Varsity Blues)
    Jon Voight in real Life
    Angelina Jolle
    Donal Trump’s comb over
    The CEO’s from the US Automakers
    George W. Bush, scratch that one….

  3. kelly December 2, 2008

    Forrest Greg
    Bart Starr (Cherrie could still be Off Coor)
    Dan Devine

    When this is all said and done, MM and your boy Ned should get an apartment together.

  4. Ben December 2, 2008

    I’m going to go ahead and be the dissenter in this discussion. Putting all Monday morning coaching aside… the past cannot really be denied… he took over a 4-12 team… turned them into an 8-8 team.. then a 13-3 team.. Between him and Thompson I think they’ve moved this team forward.

    This year was a bit of a long shot in the first place, with a brand new quarterback and huge questions on the offensive and defensive lines..and heading into a tough schedule coming off a year where balls just seemed to bounce their way (see Philadelphia and Washington games).

    Not to say my mind couldn’t be changed… If they don’t even attempt to salvage this season, I would be willing to make the call for a coaching change this season… however, I mostly think McCarthy deserves another year and hasn’t warranted ALL the criticism.. at least not yet.

    Give this team a year…and most of them are under contract, I think we’ll all see a vast improvement!

  5. Carl with a "C" December 3, 2008

    Bennie boy, I beg to differ. Not once has Big Mac displayed the ability to adjust his game plans, nor the coaches their schemes mid-game. When they have good game plans that catch the other team off-guard, he has coached great (i.e. Indy, Seattle). When things are not going well, Mac and his staff have not come up with solutions to counter what the other team is taking from them. His game prep coaching is probably his strength, but the true colors of a coach are shown on game day.