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    Total Packers It’s Been Real, Motherfuckers!

    Total Packers has changed hands and I am signing off for the last time. Here's to all the good times we had and the people who made this work. ...

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    Brett Favre has some thoughts on who should be the next coach of the Green Bay Packers and Eagles coach Doug Pederson is on the list....

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    Mike McCarthy Mike McCarthy Filmed His Final Walk Through Lambeau

    Former Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy returned to Lambeau Field last week to say goodbye. Here's video of his final walk around....

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    Winston Moss Winston Moss Says Aaron Rodgers Is Coach Of Packers

    Former Green Bay Packers coach Winston Moss suggested Aaron Rodgers is actually the coach of the team. ...

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    Featured This Is Packers Football – Packers 34, Falcons 20

    The Green Bay Packers stomped the Atlanta Falcons like they should have. This is Green Bay Packers football. This is what we need., ...

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It’s Been Real, Motherfuckers!

Total Packers has changed hands and I am signing off for the last time. Here's to all the good times we had and the people...More

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Brett Favre Has Some Ideas About Packers New Coach

Brett Favre has some thoughts on who should be the next coach of the Green Bay Packers and Eagles coach Doug Pederson is on the...More

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Mike McCarthy Filmed His Final Walk Through Lambeau Read More

Mike McCarthy Filmed His Final Walk Through Lambeau

Former Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy returned to Lambeau Field last week to say goodbye. Here's video of his final walk around....More

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Winston Moss Says Aaron Rodgers Is Coach Of Packers Read More

Winston Moss Says Aaron Rodgers Is Coach Of Packers

Former Green Bay Packers coach Winston Moss suggested Aaron Rodgers is actually the coach of the team. ...More

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This Is Packers Football – Packers 34, Falcons 20 Read More

This Is Packers Football – Packers 34, Falcons 20

The Green Bay Packers stomped the Atlanta Falcons like they should have. This is Green Bay Packers football. This is what we need., ...More

12/09/2018 Monty McMahon 28
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Adam Pankey Up, Raven Greene Out Read More

Adam Pankey Up, Raven Greene Out

The Green Bay Packers have shut down safety Raven Greene and brought up offensive lineman Adam Pankey. An injury-related move. ...More

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What Is Mike McCarthy’s Legacy? Read More

What Is Mike McCarthy’s Legacy?

What is Mike McCarthy's legacy with the Green Bay Packers? Well, fourth-greatest coach in team history and god, how do all these guys keep getting...More

12/08/2018 Joseph Bonham 8
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Aaron Jones’ Goal: Finish The Season Read More

Aaron Jones’ Goal: Finish The Season

Green Bay Packers running back Aaron Jones has become the focal point of the offense, despite his short workload. His goal: get rid of the...More

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Mike McCarthy Took Out An Ad Thanking Packers Fans Read More

Mike McCarthy Took Out An Ad Thanking Packers Fans

Former Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy has taken out an ad to thank Green Bay and Packers fans. Good going, Mike. ...More

12/07/2018 Joseph Bonham 8
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And The Focus Turns To Mike Pettine Read More

And The Focus Turns To Mike Pettine

Green Bay Packers defensive coordinator Mike Pettine is beloved by his players. Could he be a head coach candidate for the team? Doubtful, but he...More

12/07/2018 Joseph Bonham 4
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Damarious Randall Critical Of Packers Read More

Damarious Randall Critical Of Packers

Cleveland Browns safety Damarious Randall has some thoughts on his former team, the Green Bay Packers. ...More

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Josh McDaniels Not A Fit For Aaron Rodgers? Read More

Josh McDaniels Not A Fit For Aaron Rodgers?

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is looking like he's hard to coach. That's why people are suggesting Josh McDaniels and others won't work....More

12/06/2018 Joseph Bonham 23
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Green Bay Packers: Time For A Coaching Change? Read More

Green Bay Packers: Time For A Coaching Change?

The Green Bay Packers dropped coach Mike McCarthy, somewhat surprisingly. There are all kind of factors that went into this decision, though....More

12/06/2018 Joseph Bonham 2
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Kevin King And Tra Carson Are Done Read More

Kevin King And Tra Carson Are Done

Well, surprise, surprise. For the second year in a row cornerback Kevin King has landed on injured reserve. Pretty sure the tank is officially on....More

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It’s Been Real, Motherfuckers!

It’s Been Real, Motherfuckers!

Total Packers has changed hands and I am signing off for the last time. Here's to all the good times...More

12/11/2018 Monty McMahon 23

This Is Packers Football – Packers 34, Falcons 20

This Is Packers Football – Packers 34, Falcons 20

The Green Bay Packers stomped the Atlanta Falcons like they should have. This is Green Bay Packers football. This is...More

12/09/2018 Monty McMahon 28

What Is Mike McCarthy’s Legacy?

What Is Mike McCarthy’s Legacy?

What is Mike McCarthy's legacy with the Green Bay Packers? Well, fourth-greatest coach in team history and god, how do...More

12/08/2018 Joseph Bonham 8

And The Focus Turns To Mike Pettine

And The Focus Turns To Mike Pettine

Green Bay Packers defensive coordinator Mike Pettine is beloved by his players. Could he be a head coach candidate for...More

12/07/2018 Joseph Bonham 4

Five More Thoughts On Packers’ 20-17 Loss To Cardinals

Five More Thoughts On Packers’ 20-17 Loss To Cardinals

The Arizona game ended the season and here it is. The obituary for the Green Bay Packers in 2018 and...More

12/03/2018 Mordecai Jones 23

See Ya Later, Gravy Fart!

See Ya Later, Gravy Fart!

The Green Bay Packers have shitcanned coach Mike McCarthy much earlier than we thought they would. And it's about goddam...More

12/02/2018 Mordecai Jones 51

Well, Fuck This Season

Well, Fuck This Season

Green Bay Packers president Mark Murphy wanted to tell us the season isn't over. Fuck him. The season is officially...More

12/02/2018 Mordecai Jones 55

Is Nick Perry Finished In Green Bay?

Is Nick Perry Finished In Green Bay?

Injured. Again. That's Green Bay Packers linebacker Nick Perry. His latest injury was a fluke, but he can't stay on...More

12/01/2018 Joseph Bonham 17

Well, Packers Are A Goddam Mess

Well, Packers Are A Goddam Mess

The Green Bay Packers are a damn dysfunctional mess, which is pretty much what we thought was the case. Here's...More

11/30/2018 Mordecai Jones 7

All Kinds Of Issues With Packers’ Offense

All Kinds Of Issues With Packers’ Offense

What are the Green Bay Packers problems on offense this year? They run deeper than just Mike McCarthy's stale offensive...More

11/29/2018 Joseph Bonham 4

Five More Thoughts On Packers’ 24-17 Loss To Vikings

Five More Thoughts On Packers’ 24-17 Loss To Vikings

One final look at the usual buffoonery that was the Green Bay Packers' 24-17 loss to those scumbag Minnesota Vikings....More

11/28/2018 Mordecai Jones 12

Mike McCarthy Says Mike McCarthy Needs To Coach Better

Mike McCarthy Says Mike McCarthy Needs To Coach Better

Is there anything more frustrating than Mike McCarthy? The Green Bay Packers coach appears to see the writing on the...More

11/26/2018 Mordecai Jones 3

Packers’ Season Gone, Down To Vikings 24-17

Packers’ Season Gone, Down To Vikings 24-17

You know what? Fuck the Minnesota Stinkings and every single one of their fans. I just saw your trophy case....More

11/25/2018 Monty McMahon 55

Oh, So Mike McCarthy Is On The Hot Seat

Oh, So Mike McCarthy Is On The Hot Seat

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy is on his way out. It's not just a disconnect with his team leaders,...More

11/20/2018 Mordecai Jones 32

Five More Thoughts On Packers’ 27-24 Loss To Seahawks

Five More Thoughts On Packers’ 27-24 Loss To Seahawks

The Green Bay Packers can't win in Seattle. This is now an indisputable fact. Here's a second look at the...More

11/17/2018 Monty McMahon 19

And Then The Green Bay Packers Fell Apart

And Then The Green Bay Packers Fell Apart

The Seattle Seahawks can jam their fists right up their collective ass. The Green Bay Packers are essentially out of...More

11/15/2018 Monty McMahon 61

Those TJ Lang And Josh Sitton Moves Look Great Now!

Those TJ Lang And Josh Sitton Moves Look Great Now!

Everyone was ticked off at the time, but the Green Bay Packers apparently got rid of guards Josh Sitton and...More

11/14/2018 Joseph Bonham 9

Could Jimmy Graham Be Out After One Season?

Could Jimmy Graham Be Out After One Season?

The Green Bay Packers haven't quite got what they expected out of tight end Jimmy Graham. Is it possible he...More

11/14/2018 Joseph Bonham 15

Bashaud Breeland Has Green Hair

Bashaud Breeland Has Green Hair

Yup. Cornerback Bashaud Breeland now has green hair. Let's take a look at his green hair and look at his...More

11/13/2018 Joseph Bonham 0

Five More Thoughts On Packers’ 31-12 Win Over Dolphins

Five More Thoughts On Packers’ 31-12 Win Over Dolphins

The Green Bay Packers properly dispatched the Miami Dolphins handily, but Aaron Rodgers isn't himself. The Packers' defense is rounding...More

11/12/2018 Monty McMahon 11

Packers Do What They Need To Do, Dispatch Dolphins

Packers Do What They Need To Do, Dispatch Dolphins

The Green Bay Packers did what they were supposed to do and got rid of the dumbasss Miami Dolphins. That...More

11/11/2018 Mordecai Jones 45

Packers Aren’t Tanking, Huh?

Packers Aren’t Tanking, Huh?

Green Bay Packers general manager Brian Gutekunst insists his team isn't tanking. All evidence says otherwise. All evidence says he...More

11/07/2018 Mordecai Jones 17

Five More Thoughts On Packers’ 31-17 Loss To Patriots

Five More Thoughts On Packers’ 31-17 Loss To Patriots

A final look at the Green Bay Packers' disheartening loss to the New England Patriots. Marquez Valdes-Scantling is coming on....More

11/05/2018 Mordecai Jones 2

Mike McCarthy Needs To Go

Mike McCarthy Needs To Go

Mike McCarthy's time as the Green Bay Packers coach is up. That dipshit Mark Murphy can't make the same mistake...More

11/05/2018 Mordecai Jones 17

Packers Were There, But Fall To Patriots 31-17

Packers Were There, But Fall To Patriots 31-17

The Green Bay Packers were right there with the New England Patriots. That is, until two key plays crushed their...More

11/04/2018 Mordecai Jones 63

Tramon Williams Loves Vintage Basketball Jerseys

Tramon Williams Loves Vintage Basketball Jerseys

Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams has taken to wearing vintage basketball jerseys on road trips. Here's his lineup so...More

11/04/2018 Joseph Bonham 0

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix: Not A Student Of The Game

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix: Not A Student Of The Game

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix has a higher opinion of himself than anyone else does. Here is the list of sins he...More

11/02/2018 Mordecai Jones 5

Ty Montgomery Is Done With That Shit, Yo!

Ty Montgomery Is Done With That Shit, Yo!

Ty Montgomery is glad as hell to be out of Green Bay. He doesn't want to talk about the reason...More

10/31/2018 Mordecai Jones 8

Brian Gutekunst Don’t Need Stinking Compensatory Picks!

Brian Gutekunst Don’t Need Stinking Compensatory Picks!

Unlike Big Ted before him, Green Bay Packers general manager Brian Gutekunst cares not for compensatory draft picks. He's going...More

10/31/2018 Joseph Bonham 9

Five More Thoughts On Packers’ 29-27 Loss To Rams

Five More Thoughts On Packers’ 29-27 Loss To Rams

There was some good that came out of the Green Bay Packers' loss to the Los Angeles Rams. Aaron Jones...More

10/29/2018 Mordecai Jones 12

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Ah, This is Why Aaron Rodgers Has Supposedly Split From His Family…

Ah, This is Why Aaron Rodgers Has Supposedly Split From His Family…

All kinds of rumors circulating about Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers cutting his family out of his life. Here's one that suggests it's because he's gay....More

07/16/2016 Mordecai Jones 6

Here’s That Claudia Sampedro Spread You Wanted

Here’s That Claudia Sampedro Spread You Wanted

Julius Peppers is away on vacation with model Claudia Sampedro. So we went and found the best Claudia Sampedro pics and videos we could. We're sure you'll enjoy....More

04/02/2014 Monty McMahon 8

More Smoke On Jamaal Charles To The Packers

More Smoke On Jamaal Charles To The Packers

Jamaal Charles' days with the Kansas City Chiefs appear to be numbered. Some people have suggested his next employer will be the Green Bay Packers. That's stupid....More

02/24/2017 Mordecai Jones 2

Aaron Rodgers Is Done With Danica Patrick?

Aaron Rodgers Is Done With Danica Patrick?

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is reportedly done with Danica Patrick. That raises all kinds of questions about their obviously sham relationship....More

06/21/2018 Mordecai Jones 19

Packers Propose Change in Away Uniforms

Packers Propose Change in Away Uniforms

The Green Bay Packers are proposing a change in their away uniforms with a new helmet. The idea is the switch will make the team more menacing....More

04/01/2017 Rob Born 12

Have Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn Broken Up?

Have Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn Broken Up?

Have Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and actress Olivia Munn broken up? That's the rumor, but more importantly, would you care if they did?...More

10/04/2016 Mordecai Jones 1

Aaron Rodgers (Gay) and Danica Patrick Are Confirmed

Aaron Rodgers (Gay) and Danica Patrick Are Confirmed

This is too much. Most of us live in Los Angeles and we know how it works. Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is "officially" in a relationship with Danica...More

01/15/2018 Mordecai Jones 28

Meet Randall Cobb’s Girlfriend, Aiyda Ghahramani

Meet Randall Cobb’s Girlfriend, Aiyda Ghahramani

When we were checking out the lone interesting part of last weekend’s NFL Honors — Jordy Nelson’s acceptance speech — we noticed another Green Bay Packers receiver was in the...More

02/07/2017 Mordecai Jones 7

Aaron Rodgers Spotted With Kelly Rohrbach

Aaron Rodgers Spotted With Kelly Rohrbach

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers looks like he's traded up from Olivia Munn. He's spending time with model Kelly Rohrback. You'll want to see this....More

04/28/2017 Joseph Bonham 8

The Brett Favre Dick Photos You’ve Always Wanted To See

The Brett Favre Dick Photos You’ve Always Wanted To See

You didn’t think we’d glaze over this one, did you? No, it’s just been a busy day. Green Bay Packers players keep getting injured… shit, there goes another one. Anyway,...More

10/07/2010 Monty McMahon 22

The Dream Is Over: The Case Against Olivia Munn

The Dream Is Over: The Case Against Olivia Munn

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is playing bad football. It would seem to be psychological and could be traced back to girlfriend Olivia Munn....More

10/18/2016 E. Wolf 32

Randall Cobb Has Nine Groomsmen In His Wedding, Including…

Randall Cobb Has Nine Groomsmen In His Wedding, Including…

Green Bay Packers receiver Randall Cobb has nine groomsmen in his wedding. Only two teammates made the cut. Here's the rundown on the Cobb-Ghahramani nuptials....More

02/24/2017 Mordecai Jones 8

Packers’ Roster Set Up to Keep Seven Receivers

Packers’ Roster Set Up to Keep Seven Receivers

The Green Bay Packers have a lot of good receivers on their roster. Could they possibly keep seven? They could and this is how and why they might do it....More

05/16/2016 Joseph Bonham 16

Olivia Munn: Here’s What Aaron Rodgers is Getting Into

Olivia Munn: Here’s What Aaron Rodgers is Getting Into

So Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is dating actress Olivia Munn? Well, we might as well investigate this further, don't you think?...More

05/15/2014 Monty McMahon 18

Packers Have Actually Released A Statement

Packers Have Actually Released A Statement

It's probably unfortunate if you like Donald Trump and the Green Bay Packers. Packers president/CEO Mark Murphy, has released a statement deriding Trump....More

09/23/2017 Monty McMahon 67

Packers’ 2017 Strategy Has Been Revealed

Packers’ 2017 Strategy Has Been Revealed

A lot of people have been wondering what the Green Bay Packers' 2017 strategy is, while watching their roster get worse this offseason. We've got the inside info....More

03/19/2017 Monty McMahon 24

Aaron Rodgers and Jennifer Matthews?

Aaron Rodgers and Jennifer Matthews?

Here's another one from the rumor mill. Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers should date Clay Matthews' sister, Jennifer Matthews. Uh... maybe not. ...More

04/21/2017 Mordecai Jones 12

Aaron Rodgers, Randall Cobb On A Bros’ Trip

Aaron Rodgers, Randall Cobb On A Bros’ Trip

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and receiver Randall Cobb took themselves a bro's trip last week. Might have been Cobb's bachelor party....More

03/22/2017 Mordecai Jones 5

Green Bay Packers Wives and Girlfriends

Green Bay Packers Wives and Girlfriends

In honor of the farce that is Valentine's Day, we decided to do some research on Green Bay Packers wives and girlfriends. Here's what we came up with....More

02/14/2013 Monty McMahon 14

Jake Schum Is Somehow Back with the Packers

Jake Schum Is Somehow Back with the Packers

The Jake Schum era with the Green Bay Packers isn't over quite yet. After releasing the punter, the Packers brought him back on the injured list....More

06/03/2017 Joseph Bonham 1

Top 15 Celebrity Green Bay Packers Fans

Top 15 Celebrity Green Bay Packers Fans

I noticed earlier this week that Samuel L. Jackson made some sort of rally video for the Atlanta Falcons. I didn’t bother to watch it because, frankly, the Atlanta Falcons...More

07/28/2010 Monty McMahon 72

Mike McCarthy Took a Veiled Shot at the Vikings

Mike McCarthy Took a Veiled Shot at the Vikings

The Green Bay Packers' goal for the 2016 season is clear. In stating that, coach Mike McCarthy took a veiled shot at the Minnesota Vikings. You go, Fat Mike!...More

09/08/2016 Monty McMahon 26

Somehow, Mike McCarthy’s Daughter Alex Noel McCarthy is Smoking Hot

Somehow, Mike McCarthy’s Daughter Alex Noel McCarthy is Smoking Hot

We are sure you'd be surprised to know that Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy's daughter Alex Noel McCarthy is smoking hot. And his first wife? Same....More

07/10/2017 Mordecai Jones 10

Awesome San Francisco 49ers Tattoos [Gallery]

Awesome San Francisco 49ers Tattoos [Gallery]

49ers fans made it easy to track down a bunch of awesome San Francisco 49ers tattoos. Here's a gallery of some of the finest. Please don't stab me....More

01/27/2013 Monty McMahon 6

More Scenes From Randall Cobb’s Wedding

More Scenes From Randall Cobb’s Wedding

Randall Cobb's wedding album has been released and we've got more scenes from his wedding, including Aaron Rodgers on the dance floor. ...More

05/03/2017 Joseph Bonham 0

Eddie Lacy Looks Like Tiny Human Being After Weight Loss

Eddie Lacy Looks Like Tiny Human Being After Weight Loss

Everyone is real impressed with Eddie Lacy's weight loss, but he looks tiny standing next to other NFL running backs. Can the guy still break tackles?...More

04/18/2016 Mordecai Jones 14
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