Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings
It’s time for Green Bay Packers vs. the despicable Minnesota Vikings. That means we tried to get a coherent thought out of a Vikings fan. See if we succeeded.
The Minnesota Vikings and the legendary Christian Ponder travel to Lambeau Field to face the Green Bay Packers Thursday night. Here’s how we’re picking it.
Minnesota Vikings receiver Greg Jennings always knows the right things to say. This week he tells us how he does not miss Green Bay.
The Minnesota Vikings are still selling jerseys of child abuser Adrian Peterson at the team store. Why? Because they are just that awesome!
Minnesota Vikings fans — and probably fans of every other team — rejoice! Your savior has arrived! His name is Teddy Bridgewater and his time has come!
Well of course the Minnesota Vikings have deactivated running back Adrian Peterson again. Sponsors started pulling dollars. Fuck these clowns.
Adrian Peterson has been reinstated by the Minnesota Vikings because, well, just because. They’re the Minnesota Vikings and they can’t win without him.
There was a woman in an Adrian Peterson jersey carrying a switch at the Minnesota Vikings games on Sunday. Because, of course.
Adrian Peterson is all smiles in his latest mugshot, which looks exactly the same as his previous mugshot. He must know something we don’t.
Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings, which makes his being a complete fuckup totally appropriate.
Noted Minnesota Vikings homer and USA Today reporter Tom Pelissero may secretly believe his boys are winning it all this year, but he isn’t saying so publicly. He’s taking the Green Bay Packers instead.
When the Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl this year, they’ll be quarterbacked by Matt Cassel. The momentous announcement was made today. Are you shaking in your boots?
Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Linval Joseph was shot in the leg on Friday night. You’ll never guess where this shooting occurred. Perfect Vikings moment.
The Green Bay Packers made a sort of public reconciliation with Brett Favre at a press conference on Monday. And boy, what a joke that was. It’s as if part of history has been erased.
Chris Kluwe is not about to let the Minnesota Vikings off the hook. He has now implicated two players of getting caught with an underage girl. Hell yeah!
Former Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is suing the Minnesota Vikings. We are not even making this up. Only the Vikings. Only the Vikings.
The Minnesota Vikings suck. They suck more than any team in organized sports. That’s mostly due to their fans, but let’s review all of the reasons the Vikings suck.
Minnesota Vikings fans will go to great lengths to get their hands on team memorabilia, even if it’s covered in the urine of other men. Metaphor alert!
The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis on Tuesday and the announcement was broadcast. Here’s the awesome reaction from the Minnesota war room.
The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis today, which means Hormel Chili is the real winner here. The game will be played at the Hormel Chili Dome.