Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings
The Minnesota Vikings suck. They suck more than any team in organized sports. That’s mostly due to their fans, but let’s review all of the reasons the Vikings suck.
Minnesota Vikings fans will go to great lengths to get their hands on team memorabilia, even if it’s covered in the urine of other men. Metaphor alert!
The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis on Tuesday and the announcement was broadcast. Here’s the awesome reaction from the Minnesota war room.
The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis today, which means Hormel Chili is the real winner here. The game will be played at the Hormel Chili Dome.
Teddy Bridgewater said he didn’t want to play for the Cleveland Browns. That plan really backfired when he got picked by the only worse team in the league.
It’s time to grade the 2014 NFL Draft classes because why not? The event is over. That’s reason enough to grade something. Plus, our grades are spot on!
The Brett Favre saga comes to its dramatic conclusion in this, the final installment. Today we take you through Brett’s time with the Vikings and the end of his career.
It’s part two in the Brett Favre saga. In this installment, we take you from the moment Brett retired from the Green Bay Packers until he was traded to the New York Jets.
Minnesota Vikings fans have managed to outdo themselves once again. They’re furious that Jared Allen signed with the Bears. To them, he’s a “trader.”
The Green Bay Packers have signed free agent defensive tackle Letroy Guion. That likely puts the final nail in the coffin that was Ryan Pickett’s career.
The Green Bay Packers kicked asses and took names on day three of free agency! And why would you expect anything else? Here’s the daily free agency roundup for the NFC North.
The Minnesota Vikings are going to roll with Matt Cassel at quarterback in 2014. The Queens re-signed Cassel to a new two-year deal on Friday.
Former NFL safety Darren Sharper has been charged in two more rape cases, this time for alleged incidents in New Orleans. He was previously charged in L.A.
Goodbye Metrodome. Worst stadium of all time. Home to the greatest embarrassment in the NFL. We will not ever miss you. Watch and enjoy the Metrodome blowing up.
Christian Ponder will be sucking it up at quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings for at least one more season. That’s good news for the rest of the NFL North!
We’ve been ignoring the Darren Sharper situation, but we can’t anymore. The former Green Bay Packers safety has been charged with raping four women. He’s also under investigation in three other cases.
Designer Ryan K. Fishman has mashed up NFL logos with corporate logos. Check out your Green Bay Packers General Motors. That, and the NFC North.
The Minnesota Vikings and a Super Bowl? Hahahahahhaha. They’re going the other route though. They’re trying to host the game in 2018.
The dump that the Minnesota Vikings played in, the Metrodome, was deflated Saturday morning. Here’s video of it meeting it’s well-deserved demise.
The Minnesota Vikings trotted out new coach Mike Zimmer for the media today, where he proceeded to tell them how he’s bringing a championship to Minnesota.