Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings

Vikings DT Tom Johnson Got Tasered Because, Vikings

Tom Johnson

Defensive tackle Tom Johnson carried on the legacy of many Minnesota Vikings greats before him. He got arrested after a night at the club. He also got Tasered.

Green Bay Packers Thrash Minnesota Vikings

Eddie Lacy

Eddie Lacy and an opportune defense led the Green Bay Packers to an out-and-out stomping of the Christian Ponder-led Minnesota Vikings on Thursday night.

Talking Shit with Minnesota Vikings Fans 2014, First Edition

Minnesota Vikings suck

It’s time for Green Bay Packers vs. the despicable Minnesota Vikings. That means we tried to get a coherent thought out of a Vikings fan. See if we succeeded.

Predictions: Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers

Sad Christian Ponder

The Minnesota Vikings and the legendary Christian Ponder travel to Lambeau Field to face the Green Bay Packers Thursday night. Here’s how we’re picking it.

Greg Jennings Does Not Miss Green Bay

Greg Jennings mistake

Minnesota Vikings receiver Greg Jennings always knows the right things to say. This week he tells us how he does not miss Green Bay.

Minnesota Vikings: Still Awesome

Adrian Peterson jerseys for sale

The Minnesota Vikings are still selling jerseys of child abuser Adrian Peterson at the team store. Why? Because they are just that awesome!

The Teddy Bridgewater Era is Officially Underway

Teddy Bridgewater at the NFL Draft: total ecstasy

Minnesota Vikings fans — and probably fans of every other team — rejoice! Your savior has arrived! His name is Teddy Bridgewater and his time has come!

Oh, Now Adrian Peterson Has Been Deactivated Again

Adrian Peterson mug shot

Well of course the Minnesota Vikings have deactivated running back Adrian Peterson again. Sponsors started pulling dollars. Fuck these clowns.

Of Course Adrian Peterson is Playing this Weekend

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson has been reinstated by the Minnesota Vikings because, well, just because. They’re the Minnesota Vikings and they can’t win without him.

Vikings Fans: Always Classy

Adrian Peterson fan

There was a woman in an Adrian Peterson jersey carrying a switch at the Minnesota Vikings games on Sunday. Because, of course.

Adrian Peterson: All Smiles

Adrian Peterson mug shot

Adrian Peterson is all smiles in his latest mugshot, which looks exactly the same as his previous mugshot. He must know something we don’t.

Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings, which makes his being a complete fuckup totally appropriate.

Tom Pelissero: No Longer a Hack

Tom Pelissero: hero

Noted Minnesota Vikings homer and USA Today reporter Tom Pelissero may secretly believe his boys are winning it all this year, but he isn’t saying so publicly. He’s taking the Green Bay Packers instead.

Matt Cassel is the Vikings’ Guy

Matt Cassel

When the Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl this year, they’ll be quarterbacked by Matt Cassel. The momentous announcement was made today. Are you shaking in your boots?

Minnesota Viking Linval Joseph was Shot Last Night

Linval Joseph

Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Linval Joseph was shot in the leg on Friday night. You’ll never guess where this shooting occurred. Perfect Vikings moment.

Brett Favre, Mark Murphy, and the Perils of Willful Ignorance

Brett Favre

The Green Bay Packers made a sort of public reconciliation with Brett Favre at a press conference on Monday. And boy, what a joke that was. It’s as if part of history has been erased.

Chris Kluwe is Dropping Bombs

Chris Kluwe

Chris Kluwe is not about to let the Minnesota Vikings off the hook. He has now implicated two players of getting caught with an underage girl. Hell yeah!

Chris Kluwe is Suing the Minnesota Vikings

Chris Kluwe

Former Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is suing the Minnesota Vikings. We are not even making this up. Only the Vikings. Only the Vikings.

Why the Minnesota Vikings Suck

Randy Moss moon

The Minnesota Vikings suck. They suck more than any team in organized sports. That’s mostly due to their fans, but let’s review all of the reasons the Vikings suck.

This has to Be a Metaphor for Being a Minnesota Vikings Fan

Minnesota Vikings fans pissed here

Minnesota Vikings fans will go to great lengths to get their hands on team memorabilia, even if it’s covered in the urine of other men. Metaphor alert!