Posts tagged Minnesota Vikings

We Have Our New Onterrio Smith

Mikel Leshoure

In an incident reminiscent of The Whizzinator, Detroit Lions running back Mikel Leshoure was arrested for marijuana possession. However, before he was detained, he tried to beat the rap by eating his weed.

Who Wants A Brett Favre Leg Lamp?

Brett Favre Leg Lamp

Someone has created what we’d consider an abomination — a Minnesota Vikings Brett Favre leg lamp like the lamp in A Christmas Story. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like you can get them just anywhere. We investigate.

Here Comes Brett Favre Documentary [Video]

Brett Favre

The Brett Favre documentary Last Day At Lambeau will premier at the Wisconsin Film Festival in April. Here’s your primer of what we’re sure will be the must-see film of the year.

Don’t Put Bounties On Anyone

Sean Payton

A hard lesson was learned Thursday. Don’t ever put a bounty on anyone. The NFL brought down the hammer on the New Orleans Saints for having a bounty program and the consequences are harsh.

Clusterfuck Update 3/15: Big Prize Is Gone

Mario Williams

Finally, things are beginning to slow down. The big prize, defensive end Mario Williams, finally signed a contract. Here’s a look at the few other notable signings and where the Green Bay Packers stand.

Clusterfuck Update 3/14: Wells In Tennessee, Browns In On Flynn

Matt Flynn

The madness continues! Day two of free agency is just as stupid as day one, if not more so. We’ve got some news on the Green Bay Packers free agents, along with the important moves from around the league. Hey, the Minnesota Vikings killed it today.

As It Turns Out, Bears Probably Traded For Another Scumbag

Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears made the bold move of trading for receiver Brandon Marshall. Oh, by the way, he may have punched some broad in the face last Sunday. Smooth move Chicago. Here’s the rundown.

Vikings Want To Go International

Vikings fan

The Minnesota Vikings would like to be able to play up to four regular season “home” games away from home. We’re pretty sure we know why. Here’s the answer.

Favre’s Twitter Account Hacked!

Brett Favre

We all rejoiced when Brett Favre joined Twitter. We loved all of his homespun wisdom. Alas, it was all for naught. Favre’s people revealed the account was hacked earlier this week and they’re powerless to do anything about it. Idiots.

Female NFL Fans [Photos]

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We critique Sports Illustrated’s gallery for female NFL fans. It turns out their definition of hot and ours vary quite a bit. Here’s a look, with a special focus on the NFC North.

Free Agency: Packers Salary Cap Status And Options

Donald Driver

The Green Bay Packers will have to reduce their salary cap number in order to sign their draft picks and free agents. Here’s a look at the situation and how they’re likely to go about approaching their offseason.

Vikings Not Leaving For L.A.: Pros And Cons

The Minnesota Vikings finally have a preliminary deal for a new stadium in Minneapolis, which means they will not be relocating to Los Angeles. We look at the pros and cons of the situation.

Check Out Zygi Wilf’s New Pad [Photos]

The Minnesota Vikings may be the biggest pile of shit organization in the NFL, but owner Zygi Wilf is still raking in the dough. How do we know? He just dropped $19 million on this Park Ave. apartment. Here’s a look.

Greg Jennings Plays Politics [Photos]

Green Bay Packers receiver continued his busy offseason by jetting to Washington to play the only game more dangerous than football: politics. Jennings spoke to Congressmen John Thune and Fred Upton about the Greg Jennings Foundation.

Packers Favored To Win 2013 Super Bowl

Super Bowl XLV

The Green Bay Packers have already been installed as favorites to win the 2013 Super Bowl. Here are the odds, who else Vegas likes and who they don’t. Think: Minnesota Vikings.

Gurley Turns Down Vikings, Others To Stay On Packers Practice Squad

Tori Gurley

Receiver Tori Gurley has turned down an offer from the Minnesota Vikings, as well as other clubs, to remain on the Green Bay Packers practice squad. It’s an unusual occurrence, but here’s how it happened.

Jared Allen Likes Touching Other Dudes’ Junk

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen is a dipshit, but we didn’t know he liked feeling other dudes’ junk while on the field. Well, he does. Here’s his explanation for punching Ray Edwards in the balls.

Favre Wants To Play For Bears

Brett Favre

A source close to Brett Favre says he’s listen to the Chicago Bears want him to play. The Bears seem more likely to stick with the quarterbacks they have in house, though.

The Donovan McNabb Experiment Has Come To A Screeching Halt

Donovan McNabb

The Minnesota Vikings will reportedly release quarterback Donovan McNabb. Yes, we’re laughing heartily at their expense, but we’ve also got the details for you.

Vikings Still Trying To Save Season

Leslie Frazier

The dimwits leading the Minnesota Vikings organization are reportedly still trying to win now instead of building for the future. While this level of idiocy isn’t surprising coming from the Vikings, it’s likely to result in some changes in the offseason. We take a look at the possibilities.