Posts tagged Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler is Winning the MVP

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

We’ve gotten some inside information from Brandon Marshall and now we can surely say that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is winning the MVP this year. Cutty!

Jay Cutler’s Sweet-Ass Ride

Jay Cutler: sweet-ass ride

Everyone’s favorite quarterback, Cutty! rolled up to practice in a totally badass conversion van yesterday. Check out Jay Cutler’s sweet-ass ride!

Chicago Bears Already Planning Championship Parade

Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman working the combine

The Chicago Bears are going to win the Super Bowl this season, so it makes complete sense that they’d already have their championship parade planned out.

Here We Learn What Jay Cutler is Like in the Sack

80s Jay Cutler

Today we check in on the continuing zany adventures of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. Cutty! So, Horse Face, what is Cutty! like in the sack? Do tell.

Guy Who Traded for Jay Cutler Says Jay Cutler is No Good

JJ Watt brings down Jay Cutler

Former Chicago Bears general manager Jerry Angelo, the guy who traded for Jay Cutler, says Jay Cutler isn’t much of a quarterback. And then we laugh. Cutty!

You’ll Have Jay Cutler to Kick Around for Seven More Years

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Great news for the Green Bay Packers! The Chicago Bears have signed quarterback Jay Cutler to a new seven-year contract. The Packers should own them for a while.

Here Are Vikings Fans with a Jay Cutler Doll and Stripper Poll

Minnesota Vikings fans with fake Jay Cutler

Minnesota Vikings fan continue to amaze… with their stupidity. The Vikings beat the Chicago Bears on Sunday, probably because of this doll and stripper pole.

By the Way, the Chicago Bears Season is Over

1980s Jay Cutler

The Chicago Bears relinquished their lead in the NFC North on Sunday. They also lost quarterback Jay Cutler to a torn vagina. The season is over in Chicago.

Surprisingly, Jay Cutler Might Be a Dick

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Jay Cutler was the only one of his former Chicago Bears teammates not to call him when he retired, according to Brian Urlacher. Oh, big surprise, right?

Want to See Jay Cutler’s Mansion?

Jay Cutler's mansion

If you’ve ever wondered how Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler lives, wonder no more. He rents a gigantic mansion in the ‘burbs for $10,000 a month. Pics.

1980s Jay Cutler is Back!

1980s Jay Cutler

1980s Jay Cutler is back and badder… well, maybe not badder than ever. Sportier than ever. More neon than ever. More Cutlery than ever. Cutty!

Jay Cutler is Watching Laguna Beach and Dishing to Chicks

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari on Access Hollywood

What’s Jay Cutler up to these days? Well, he’s making appearances on daytime talk shows, watching Laguna Beach marathons and not wearing socks. Cutty!

Jay Cutler is Throwing an ’80s Dance Party!

80s Jay Cutler

Who wants to throw on some ’80s gear and go rock out with Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and Billy Ocean? Our dreams are really coming true!

Here’s Jay Cutler Looking Like Jay Cutler at His Wedding

Jay Cutler wedding

Jay Cutler married Kristin Cavallari last weekend — sorry ladies. Of course, Cutler did is best Jay Cutler impersonation. At least he made her an honest woman.

Here’s Jay Cutler Setting His Usual Fine Example

Jay Cutler and son

Jay Cutler doesn’t care what you think! Just look at him feeding his kid while drinking a beer! Here’s the latest edition of Cutty! being Cutty! Plus, some bonus examples thrown in just for fun.

Here’s 1980s Jay Cutler

'80s Jay Cutler

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler had his 30th birthday party this weekend and it was ’80s themed. So here’s 1980s Jay Cutler, complete with smoke.

Yup, Jay Cutler Mailed in His Proposal

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler has confirmed that he mailed in his proposal to Kristin Cavallari. But that’s okay because it was the second proposal… right?

What Should We Get Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari As a Wedding Gift?

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are getting married this July! Joy! Here’s their wedding registry and we’re asking you to help us pick the proper gift.

First Arrest of the Offseason Goes to the Chicago Bears!

J'Marcus Webb

The Chicago Bears have recorded the first offseason arrest in the NFC North, territory typically dominated by the Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions. The offender: the guy who got pushed by Jay Cutler.

Here’s the Charles Woodson to the Chicago Bears Meme

Charles Woodson to the Bears

There’s already a Charles Woodson to the Chicago Bears meme featuring everyone’s favorite hangdog expression, Jay Cutler.