Jared Allen

Jared Allen Is Such A Clown!

Ah, that Jared Allen. He’s such a clown! I just can’t get enough of him! [insert screech of needle violently scratching across a record]. Of course, we’re just kidding. Jared Allen is a douchebag. He plays for the Minnesota Vikings...More

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Get To Know A Viking: Jeff Dugan

Let me be totally honest. Last Sunday, I cheered louder during the Pittsburgh Steelers’ victory over the Minnesota Vikings than I did during the Green Bay Packers’ cakewalk over the Cleveland Browns. I was also watching the game closely to...More

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The Brett Favre Effect

They may not be able to sell many more season tickets because, let’s face it, the Minnesota Vikings have the worst fans in the world, but they are a hell of a lot better team with Brett Favre playing quarterback....More

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Get to Know a Viking: Ragnar

My unwavering hatred of all things Minnesota Vikings is well documented. I have made no secret of the fact that the old Purple and Gold makes my taint hurt. From legendary douchebags of yesteryear (Cris Carter and John Randle) to...More

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