Posts tagged Jared Allen
Former Minnesota Vikings turd Jared Allen is calling it a career. A lot of people will miss Allen and his antics. We are most certainly not among them.
The super amazing Jared Allen era is over in Chicago. The Bears have shipped Allen to the Carolina Panthers and in doing so, signaled that they’re giving up.
Defensive end Jared Allen was asked about the Chicago Bears defense and how they’re going to be better in 2015. Well, Jared Allen thinks they’re still going to suck.
Minnesota Vikings fans have managed to outdo themselves once again. They’re furious that Jared Allen signed with the Bears. To them, he’s a “trader.”
Free agent defensive end Jared Allen signed with the Chicago Bears today. That’s a clear sign that he doesn’t give two craps about winning. Go Bears!
The Minnesota Vikings are 2-8. One of their star players has already written off the season, while another says they can still make the playoffs. Of course.
The Minnesota Vikings have traded receiver Percy Harvin to the Seattle Seahawks for a bunch of draft picks. Mark Seattle down for the Super Bowl now.
The Green Bay Packers play the turds known as the Minnesota Vikings this week. Here’s what to watch for, including the mentally challenged and Greg Jennings return.
Things are returning to normal. The Minnesota Vikings have lost two of their last three games after last night’s defeat. Here’s where we salute the best of the NFL!
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was named the NFC offensive player of the year for the NFL 101 Awards. What the hell are the NFL 101 Awards? We’ll explain, along with what the win means.