Posts tagged Green Bay Packers

Mason Crosby is Underrated Says Really Exhausting Study on Kicking

Mason Crosby blows it

Mason Crosby is underrated. Read that again. Mason Crosby is underrated, even though he posted the NFL’s worst field goal percentage. This, according to a study done by MIT researchers.

Aaron Rodgers Will Get New Deal Soon

Aaron Rodgers is disgusted

The Green Bay Packers will give quarterback Aaron Rodgers a new contract soon that will make him the highest-paid player in the NFL for some time. So we’re told.

The Bears Are After a Tight End

Jared Cook

The Chicago Bears are looking to improve their receiving corp and are expected to pursue Tennessee Titans tight end Jared Cook to do so. It makes you wonder about the Green Bay Packers tight end situation.

Aaron Rodgers Concerned About Contract, But Won’t Hold Out

Aaron Rodgers for Associated Bank

Aaron Rodgers isn’t happy with the Green Bay Packers. He wants a contract extension and he wants it now, thanks to the Ravens and Joe Flacco.

Hey Everyone, Lance Easley is Still a Dick

Lance Easley

Lance Easley, the dick who blew the last call of the Green Bay Packers loss to the Seattle Seahawks, is crying out for your attention once again. Let’s indulge him for the good of humanity.

Packers Will Not Franchise Greg Jennings

Greg Jennings injured

The Green Bay Packers have decided not to use the franchise tag on receiver Greg Jennings, which was the right move. Be sure to wish him well on his way out of town.

We’ve Got Eddie Lacy and the Packers

Eddie Lacy

Who you got for the Green Bay Packers in the first round of the NFL Draft? We tabbed Alabama running back Eddie Lacy in our first mock of the year.

Packers May Not Tender All of Their Restricted Free Agents

Sam Shields

It appears the Green Bay Packers won’t tender all of their restricted free agents in a money-saving move. Here’s the breakdown of where each player stands and the financial ramifications.

Here’s a Bears Baby Biting a Packers Baby

packers-bears-instinct

We were unaware of this, but apparently Chicago Bears fans like to bite Green Bay Packers fans. Here are a couple babies doing it, so that must be accurate.

Aaron Rodgers’ Brother as Impressed with Joe Flacco as Us

Joe Flacco

Everyone one other than the Baltimore Ravens seems to be aware just how absurd Joe Flacco’s new contract is, including Aaron Rodgers’ brother Luke, who is comparing Flacco to Ryan Fitzpatrick.

You’ll Never Guess Why Aaron Rodgers Will Have a Bad Season

Aaron Rodgers is not please

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers will have a bad season in 2013, but you’ll never guess why. The local numerology expert will tell you.

You Will Surely Want This Brett Favre Credit Card

Brett Favre credit card

That Brett Favre credit card you’ve been dreaming about having? Your dream is now a reality. Favre is even wearing his Green Bay Packers duds on it. What more could you ask for!?

Packers 2013 NFL Draft Prep: Next Man Up

Ted Thompson

The Green Bay Packers have lost three top personnel men in the past three years — John Schneider, Reggie McKenzie and John Dorsey. Is there reason for to be concerned entering this draft? We investigate.

Packers Will Overpay Jermichael Finley Or Else!

Jermichael Finley

Jermichael Finley is the best tight end in the NFL… in his own mind, and therefore deserves every last dollar of his $8 million salary. Just ask him! He’ll tell ya all about it!

Packers Are Soft, Says Everyone Not Named Mike McCarthy

Mike McCarthy

Just about everyone thinks the Green Bay Packers are soft. Everyone is a completely ignorant ass if you ask Mike McCarthy, who has this current team confused with the Super Bowl team.

Johnny Jolly Reinstated!

Johnny Jolly

Johnny Jolly and his Purple Drank are back in the NFL and will surely solve all the Green Bay Packers problems on the defensive line. Right? A quick recap of the madness and the options.

First Arrest of the Offseason Goes to the Chicago Bears!

J'Marcus Webb

The Chicago Bears have recorded the first offseason arrest in the NFC North, territory typically dominated by the Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions. The offender: the guy who got pushed by Jay Cutler.

Packers Looking for Way to Replace Marshall Newhouse

Marshall Newhouse

The Green Bay Packers want to improve their offensive line in 2013. Essentially, that will mean finding a way to replace Marshall Newhouse as a starter, according to Mike McCarthy.

D.J. Williams is Getting Serious!

D.J. Williams grinding

Green Bay Packers tight end D.J. Williams has taken note and is getting serious about the grind. No more parties, no more chicks, just working out with his teddy bear!

Packers Appear to Be Talking Contract with Evan Dietrich-Smith

Evan Dietrich-Smith

The Green Bay Packers appear to be talking contract with center Evan Dietrich-Smith. That could be because they love him or because they have no other option.