Posts tagged Green Bay Packers
Because nothing says I love you for all eternity like a wedding cake that’s made in the likeness of Lambeau Field. Impressive, but how could you eat it?
We’re not quite sure where this super-dreamy shot of a young Aaron Rodgers came from, but we’re masturbating over it as you read this. Now you can too!
The Green Bay Packers who were in Pitch Perfect 2 just got their big Hollywood break. They’re up for a prestigious award. Everything is going to change now!
Ohhhhh… huge blow to the ladies out there. Dreamboat Clay Matthews is off the market! It appears Matthews has gone and married his baby mama, Casey Noble.
Courtesy of LeRoy Butler comes this 1990s Green Bay Packers flashback featuring some sweet-ass goatees and one snappily-dressed Brett Favre. Reminds us of someone…
Oh, we’ve got a super-scientific ranking of the best fans in the NFL. You will most likely be appalled at where Green Bay Packers fans fall in the rankings.
Is this a joke? Really? The top 100 players in the NFL countdown ended and Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was not on top. Preposterous, we say!
Andrew Quarless has a strong and profound message for everyone in the wake of his arrest for unlawfully discharging a firearm. Get ready to be blown away!
Rumor has it that Vince Lombardi traded All Pro center Jim Ringo to Philadelphia because Ringo showed up to negotiations with an agent. Totally false, it turns out.
Unlike some people we all know, linebacker Sam Barrington is being productive during his time away from the Green Bay Packers. He’ll box your ass, fool!
Its’ the feel-good event of the summer. The reunion between Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers! The good news is Brett knows everyone loves him again.
It’s time for more Brett Favre. The old gunslinger has some thoughts about his divorce with the Green Bay Packers, including terming his exit “cordial.”
Don’t you know who I am? That’s what Green Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones said to the police when they cited him for marijuana possession.
The Green Bay Packers are planning to hang onto tight end Andrew Quarless despite his arrest for discharging a firearm last weekend. We are overjoyed.
It’s right there in the police report. Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless tried to conceal himself with a plant. One of these plants right here.
Green Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones was suspended by the league because he was caught with a bag of weed. No positive tests, just carrying a bag.
Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless was arrested Saturday morning in Miami for firing a handgun after an altercation. Here’s the obligatory mugshot.
Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless has been having himself a nice offseason by most accounts. That is, right up until he got arrested Saturday morning.
Hey, look at that. These guys all play or played linebacker for the Green Bay Packers and they all wore No. 47 in college. That must mean something!
It’s been a real shitty offseason for Green Bay Packers defensive tackle Letroy Guion and it seems to just keep getting shittier. He’s now being sued.