Posts tagged Detroit Lions

2015 NFL Free Agency: Day 1 Wrap Up

Jimmy Graham

It’s all of the NFL free agency news you need to know not involving the Green Bay Packers and what we think about it. Here’s the wrap of day one of this nonsense.

Ndamukong Suh Billboards are the Dumbest Billboards

Ndamukong Suh billboard

Some idiots in Detroit have purchased billboards for soon-to-be former Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. They make zero sense. These Ndamukong Suh billboards are the dumbest.

This Guy Says Ndamukong Suh Should Go to Green Bay

Ndamukong Suh stomp

Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh in Green Bay? Suh is a free agent, but the idea seems preposterous to us. Well, not to this clearly insane guy.

What Should We Get Matthew Stafford for his Wedding?

Matthew Stafford and Kelly Hall

Butterball is getting married in April! If you’ve ever wondered what an NFL quarterback has on his wedding registry, here’s your answer. What should we buy Matthew Stafford and Kelly Hall?

T.J. Lang Says Suh Wanted to Fight Him

Ndamukong Suh

Here’s another example of what a turd Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh is. During the week 17 game with the Packers, he wanted to fight T.J. Lang.

Remember the Pontiac Silverdome?

Pontiac Silverdome

Once the proud home of the Detroit Lions (and Wrestlemania III), the Pontiac Silverdome is now a ruinous pile of rumble. Have a look inside what’s left.

How Miffed Are Detroit Lions Fans?

Detroit Lyin'

Detroit Lions fans are still angry about that call last week in Dallas. So angry that some of them have gone and put up some Detroit Lyin’ billboards. Seems like money well spent.

Remember That Detroit Lions Super Bowl Tattoo?

Dave Morian

Not surprisingly, the guy who got the 2015 Detroit Lions Super Bowl tattoo has seen his dream crushed. He vows to keep on keepin’ on though. See what Dave Morian has to say now.

Total View: Packers 30, Lions 20

Micah Hyde

We’ve reviewed the tape and here’s the final look at the plays that made the Green Bay Packers’ season-ending win over the Detroit Lions. NFC North champs!

Ah, Here is Ndamukong Suh’s Totally Legit Excuse

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

Ah, Ndamukong Suh has a totally legitimate excuse for stepping on Aaron Rodgers’ injured calf last week. We know you can’t wait to hear what it is. Enjoy!

Stream of Consciousness: Slaying the Lions Edition

Clay Matthews sacks Matthew Stafford

A little later than usual, here are 10 quick thoughts from the Green Bay Packers’ latest win — a division clinching 30-20 victory over the Detroit Lions.

Ndamukong Suh is Playing Now, Fined Instead

Ndamukong Suh

Human pile of feces Ndamukong Suh will indeed be playing this weekend, after the NFL overturned his suspension for intentionally stepping on Aaron Rodgers.

Kelly Hall is Angry, Everybody

Kelly Hall

Kelly Hall, fiancee of Matthew Stafford, is not happy about Ndamukong Suh’s suspension. Maybe Kelly should leave the thinking and commentary to the rest of us.

Shitbag Ndamukong Suh Suspended!

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

The NFL was swift in its justice, suspending shitbag Ndamukong Suh for the Detroit Lions’ next game. That happens to be a playoff game in Dallas. Whoops!

Five More: Packers 30, Lions 20

Richard Rodgers

Here are five quick thoughts on the Green Bay Packers’ season-ending win over the Detroit Lions, including the emergence of DickRodge and more buffoonery.

Here’s Ndamukong Suh Trying to Injure Aaron Rodgers

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-world shit stain Ndamukong Suh intentionally tried to injury Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers on Sunday. Here’s the play.

Packers Gut Out Win Over Lions, Take Division

Micah Hyde

The Green Bay Packers, led by a battered Aaron Rodgers, gutted out a win over the hapless Detroit Lions for another division title and the No. 2 seed in the NFC.

Here’s a Handsome Offer

Detroit Lions suck

If the Detroit Lions beat the Green Bay Packers today, a Michigan bar is comping all of its customers’ tabs. Odds are, the bar has nothing to worry about.

Predictions: Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers

Matt Stafford eats grass

The Detroit Lions visit the Green Bay Packers to try to win the NFC North and end one of the most obscene losing streaks ever. Here’s how we’re picking it.

Dominic Raiola is Sorry, Everyone

Dominic Raiola is a prick

Detroit Lions center Dominic Raiola had his appeal denied on Tuesday. He’ll miss this week’s game with the Green Bay Packers and of course, he’s real sorry.