Posts tagged Dallas Cowboys
The Dallas Cowboys’ good luck charm is a fat, middle-aged politician named Chris Christie and good news, everyone! His fat ass and his orange sweater will be in Green Bay on Sunday.
Lap it up, you jerkoffs. This is what a real franchise looks like. The Dallas Cowboys will be taking in the Lambeau Field mystique on Saturday. Good history lesson.
New Jersey Governor and outed Dallas Cowboys fan Chris Christie has gotten so easy to mock that even Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is doing it now. We’ll explain.
If you haven’t already heard — and you probably have — the Dallas Cowboys are undefeated on the road this season. Here’s why we give exactly zero shits about that.
Sunday will mark the Dallas Cowboys’ second trip to Lambeau Field to face the Green Bay Packers in the playoffs. The first time? It was the Ice Bowl.
The Green Bay Packers get a date with the Dallas Cowboys in the divisional round of the playoffs, thanks to Detroit’s typical ineptitude. Here’s what we know about Dallas.
This bro believes in the Dallas Cowboys so much he got a tattoo saying they’re 2015 Super Bowl champs. Awesome, bro! You’re totally getting laid!
The Green Bay Packers are opening the NFL season at the Seattle Seahawks. The Denver Broncos, San Francisco 49ers and Dallas Cowboys were also considered for that game.
Here’s what happened to a Dallas Cowboys fan who lost a bet to a Green Bay Packers fan last week. It isn’t pretty.
Relive the glory of the Green Bay Packers comeback win over the Dallas Cowboys one more time. We break down all the key plays to tell you how it happened.
There’s a good chance you were either uninterested for part of it or really drunk during all of it. Here’s what you might have missed in the Packers win over the Cowboys.
After the Green Bay Packers stormed back to beat the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday, Cowboys fans were angry. Here’s one of them flying off the handle.
A big 37-36 Green Bay Packers win over the Dallas Cowboys to keep the playoff hopes alive. Here are five more thoughts on the victory.
Can you believe this? The Green Bay Packers pulled out a 37-36 victory over the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday with a miraculous second-half comeback. Wowed.
The Green Bay Packers face the Dallas Cowboys with both team’s playoff hopes on the line. Here are the key matchups and how we’re picking the game.
Here’s a ranking of the most engaged fans in the NFL and it ain’t you, Green Bay Packers fan. So get more engaged, would you please?!
The Green Bay Packers are at it again — teasing you with a free agent visit. This time it’s safety Michael Huff who will be insulted by the team’s contract offer.
The Green Bay Packers are not the most-liked team in the NFL. Not surprisingly, the Dallas Cowboys are. Here’s the data and our crack analysis.
The thought of playing in the Pro Bowl disgusts Clay Matthews, so Clay Matthews will not play in the Pro Bowl, leaving the Green Bay Packers with just one rep.
The Green Bay Packers really tore it up in 2012 — in some cases, literally. The one category they led the league in isn’t one you want to lead the league in. Depressing.