Posts tagged Chicago Bears
On Monday, Chicago Bears tight end Martellus Bennett slammed teammate Kyle Fuller to the ground. On Tuesday, he got suspended by the team. Implosion!
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — Cutty! — has ceased to be a cat and has now transformed himself into a pig. We found him at the Ozaukee County Fair.
We’ve gotten some inside information from Brandon Marshall and now we can surely say that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is winning the MVP this year. Cutty!
Everyone’s favorite quarterback, Cutty! rolled up to practice in a totally badass conversion van yesterday. Check out Jay Cutler’s sweet-ass ride!
The Chicago Bears are going to win the Super Bowl this season, so it makes complete sense that they’d already have their championship parade planned out.
ESPN is running a poll on the greatest play in Green Bay Packers history. Of course, they’ve got it all wrong. We all know what the greatest play in Packers history is.
The Chicago Bears suck. How do they suck? Let us count the ways why this 2014 version of the Bears will suck just like every other version since 1985.
We’ve always believed it to be true. Now it’s been proven as fact. Chicago Bears fans are criminals. So says a scientific study from UC Berkeley.
The Chicago Bears were after Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Mike Neal in free agency. Much like on the field, they ultimately failed. Here’s the story.
Chicago Bears running back Matt Forte had plenty to say as the team opened OTAs today. Most notably, that he’s sick of losing to the Green Bay Packers.
The Chicago Bears just gave receiver Brandon Marshall a fat new extension. Where did he sign that extension? On a TV show for chicks who don’t work.
It’s time to grade the 2014 NFL Draft classes because why not? The event is over. That’s reason enough to grade something. Plus, our grades are spot on!
Today we check in on the continuing zany adventures of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. Cutty! So, Horse Face, what is Cutty! like in the sack? Do tell.
Minnesota Vikings fans have managed to outdo themselves once again. They’re furious that Jared Allen signed with the Bears. To them, he’s a “trader.”
Free agent defensive end Jared Allen signed with the Chicago Bears today. That’s a clear sign that he doesn’t give two craps about winning. Go Bears!
They’re real angry that Julius Peppers left the Chicago Bears and signed with the Green Bay Packers. At least this idiot is. Watch him burn his jersey.
There’s a rumor that the Green Bay Packers are interested in Devin Hester if his asking price drops. Does that make sense? Well, all kinds of it. Here’s why.
Everyone in Chicago has been quick to point out that new Green Bay Packer Julius Peppers doesn’t play hard all the time. Well, that shouldn’t really matter this year and here’s why.
Julius Peppers signed his contract with the Green Bay Packers this morning and then walked around Lambeau Field, where winners play. That, the best tweet and Chicago Bears fans.
The Green Bay Packers have gone and done the unthinkable. They’ve signed a free agent from another team. He is former Chicago Bears DE Julius Peppers.