Posts tagged Chicago Bears
The Chicago Bears signed safety Antrel Rolle this week and we were all real impressed. We’re even more impressed after hearing Rolle’s reason for signing.
This is sure to give any Green Bay Packers fan nightmares. It’s Aaron Rodgers in a Chicago Bears uniform, which is very much like a train wreck.
All of the fireworks happened on the first day of the NFL’s free agency signing period, but that doesn’t mean there haven’t been some noteworthy moves since. Here’s what you need to know.
It’s all of the NFL free agency news you need to know not involving the Green Bay Packers and what we think about it. Here’s the wrap of day one of this nonsense.
The Chicago Bears have gone ahead and given the reins to the offense to Jay Cutler for a least one more season. A brilliant move. This is totally the Bears year!
The Chicago Bears have decided to trade receiver Brandon Marshall to the New York Jets. Apparently, the Bears believe they have too much talent. Totally logical.
Oh, so you’re telling me no one likes Jay Cutler and no one wants to play with or coach Jay Cutler? Really? I have a hard time believing that. I mean, Cutty!
Meeting Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — one of the real thrills in life. Go ahead and try to contain your excitement, junior.
Nothing says discipline like Chicago’s finest…
The Chicago Bears have a decision to make at the quarterback position. Thus far, the new regime is not committing to the great Jay Cutler, but what other options do they have?
Jay Feely, who kicked briefly for the Chicago Bears in 2014, has some opinions on why they were so bad. He says Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman were not leaders. We find that really hard to believe.
Chicago Bears fans really are the cream of the crop. They showed it again on NFC Championship weekend by getting creative to support the Seattle Seahawks. You’ll never believe what an awesome job they did either.
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is not very good at playing football and it turns out he’s not very good at taking care of his kids either. Surprising.
The Chicago Bears have gone and gotten themselves a coach. He is Denver Broncos garbage John Fox, who will now get to lose to the Packers twice a year.
Chicago Bears Martellus Bennett and Kyle Long are fighting on Twitter because one of them unfollowed the other. These seems fairly emblematic, doesn’t it?
We know you were wondering who’s going to be in charge of screwing up the Chicago Bears for the foreseeable future. The answer is new general manager Ryan Pace. We’ve been wowed again, Chicago!
The other Jay Cutler, the bodybuilder Jay Cutler, doesn’t like Mondays very much. It turns out Chicago Bears fans berate him when Cutty! has a bad game. Poor sap.
The Chicago Bears can only think of what might have been. Thanks to former GM Phil Emery, the Bears were a dysfunctional mess from day one of his tenure.
The Chicago Bears canned general manager Phil Emery and coach Marc Trestman on Monday, which is probably bad news for the Green Bay Packers. Of course, so long as they keep their legendary QB, we’ll be fine.
In honor of Jay Cutler returning to his rightful throne as the Chicago Bears leader and savior, we present you with some super-awesome high school Jay Cutler.