Posts tagged Chicago Bears
The ultimate authority has decided Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is better than Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Here’s who said it, what he had to say and what he actually meant.
The Chicago Bears finally did the right thing and paid running back Matt Forte. The Packers will be seeing him for the next four years. Here are the details.
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler can’t sing, you say? Don’t tell the Chicago Cubs that. Although they probably know after yesterday.
Let’s all run out and crown the Chicago Bears! Bears linebacker Lance Briggs already has. Here’s what he had to say and what we think about it.
The Chicago Bears are now getting dissed in math problems. Check this one out, which correctly states the Green Bay Packers are the much better team. Bears cornerback Charles Tillman was not amused.
Conan O’Brien brings back The Masturbating Bear and has some fun with the Chicago Bears at the same time. Here’s the video.
Hey, Chicago Bears receiver Brandon Marshall is a hipster. Who knew? Certainly not us. We present the evidence and, of course, the analysis.
Vote on the best caption for this photo of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler walking his dog. The winner gets some Packers swag.
We’ve got a winner of a Jay Cutler photo and we want you to caption it. We’ll choose the best captions, let you vote and then sling some swag at the winner. Have at it!
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is an important man. He has no time to host your piddly little Saturday night comedy show, NBC! At least not right now…
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is renting a new pad in the Windy City. That’s right, he’s renting. We’re here to break down the situation and give you a peek into the life of Cutallari.
Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is dating former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy. We break down the situation, but will let you determine who has the best broad in the NFC North.
We’ll know when the Green Bay Packers are playing the Chicago Bears in 2012 later today, so here’s Jay Cutler in a dress.
The Chicago Bears are contenders once again and not soon enough! Just ask linebacker Lance Briggs. We break down his comments and the situation.
Whether they’re trying to or not, the NFL is boring the hell out of us right now and so are the Green Bay Packers. Here’s a recap of where we stand and where things might go.
The Chicago Bears and general manager Phil Emery are conjuring up images of the disaster that was the Jerry Angelo era. Both the Matt Forte situation and Brandon Marshall trade prove the Bears are back to their idiotic ways, which we fully endorse.
Sometimes you don’t show off your broad. Unless you’re Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, who shows off his broad all the time! Here’s Kristin Cavallari, fat!
Free agency has slowed down, but there have still been plenty of developments. The Green Bay Packers even factor into some of them. Here’s a breakdown of the important moves over the past two days.
The madness continues! Day two of free agency is just as stupid as day one, if not more so. We’ve got some news on the Green Bay Packers free agents, along with the important moves from around the league. Hey, the Minnesota Vikings killed it today.
The Chicago Bears made the bold move of trading for receiver Brandon Marshall. Oh, by the way, he may have punched some broad in the face last Sunday. Smooth move Chicago. Here’s the rundown.