Posts tagged Chicago Bears
Running back Matt Forte and the Chicago Bears are parting ways and there’s speculation he could join the Green Bay Packers. We don’t see it happening.
A Chicago Bears fan has taken a shot at our main man Cutty! in passing. We mean literally in passing. It’s right there in her obituary. That, and my own obituary.
Former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher suddenly has a full head of hair and is pitching hair restoration. Not very metal, bro. Not very Brolacher.
The Chicago Bears dropped a game to the San Fransisco 49ers on Sunday. Our main man Cutty! didn’t have such a good go of it either. Watch him get slammed.
Chicago Bears linebacker Pernell McPhee is single-handedly trying to breath some life back into the Packers-Bears rivalry. And for that, we applaud him.
Here is the painful film analysis of the Packers’ loss to the Bears on Thanksgiving night. Some shameful grades too. Conclusion: should have let Brett play.
This is what happens when you suck, Green Bay Packers. Go ahead and take a nice long look and drink it in, losers! It’s the Chicago Bears living it up!
What is that smell? Why, it’s the rotting carcass of the Green Bay Packers. Here are five more thoughts on the Packers’ loss to the Bears, including a solution.
Not even Brett Favre could have saved the Green Bay Packers on this night. Not with these receivers. The Packers lost 17-13 to the Chicago Bears.
Are the Green Bay Packers revitalized? We’re not totally sure. We know the Chicago Bears are better than expected. Here’s how we’re picking the showdown on Thanksgiving night.
What’s this? A Chicago Bears player actually expressing dislike for the Green Bay Packers? We like it! Let’s get some of that hatred back in this rivalry!
Former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka ditched the Green Bay Packers sweater and the Packers won, thus ending the Curse of Ditka. Just in time for the Bears!
Former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka put on a Green Bay Packers sweater and the Packers haven’t won a game since. Why, it’s obviously the curse of Mike Ditka!
Former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka recently wore a Green Bay Packers sweater in a commercial. Bears fans did not approve. Well, Ditka has a message for them.
We now have proof that Mike Ditka will shill for anyone. We also know why he was wearing that Green Bay Packers jersey last week. Because McDonald’s said.
The Chicago Bears released defensive tackle Jay Ratliff this week and then they called the cops. Why? We’ll let you decide when you’re done laughing.
Bruce Gaston’s tenure with the Green Bay Packers is over. The Chicago Bears have signed the defensive lineman off the Packers’ practice squad.
If there is a more glorious human being on the face of the earth than Jay Christopher Cutler — CUTTY! — we do not know who that person might be.
These things we know. The Chicago Bears got their first win of the season in week 4 over the not-quite-ready-yet Oakland Raiders. Bears tight end Martellus Bennett had a nice day, catching 11 balls for 83 and a touch. Our main man Jay Cutler — Cutty! — returned from a one-game, injury-related absence to quarterback the […]
The super amazing Jared Allen era is over in Chicago. The Bears have shipped Allen to the Carolina Panthers and in doing so, signaled that they’re giving up.