Posts tagged Brian Urlacher
Former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher suddenly has a full head of hair and is pitching hair restoration. Not very metal, bro. Not very Brolacher.
Whoa is Jay Cutler. The Chicago Bears are a mess and former Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is publicly blaming it on Cutler, who he says is not elite.
Jay Cutler was the only one of his former Chicago Bears teammates not to call him when he retired, according to Brian Urlacher. Oh, big surprise, right?
Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears didn’t really part on good terms and the former linebacker feels spurned. Now, like us, Urlacher doesn’t want the Bears to win.
Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher retires and that means the Green Bay Packers quarterbacks needs to slobber all over him. Here’s what they said about Brolacher.
What happens when a sports network doesn’t know what the term “satire” means? They report that Brian Urlacher retired as a member of the Green Bay Packers.
Brian Urlacher has decided to retire from the NFL and his awesome barbed wire arm tattoo will go with him. Urlacher apparently figured out the Chicago Bears were right.
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is pretty sure the Chicago Bears will miss Brian Urlacher, but not for his playmaking ability or lack thereof.
The Chicago Bears and face of the franchise Brian Urlacher just went through a divorce similar to the Packers and Brett Favre. We feel for all involved. Really.
Things are getting chippy between the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears. It almost feels like it’s 1986 all over again. Those were the days!
Does Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley have an opinion on Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher? You bet your sweet ass! The Bears are better without him.
It was a match made in…. Chicago. It is no more. Chicago Bears meathead Brian Urlacher and Playboy Playmate Jenny McCarthy are no more. Here are some photos to help you get over it.
Conan O’Brien brings back The Masturbating Bear and has some fun with the Chicago Bears at the same time. Here’s the video.
Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is dating former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy. We break down the situation, but will let you determine who has the best broad in the NFC North.
We all know Green Bay Packers tight Jermichael Finley is an impact player. We also know adding him to an already-potent offense could make the Packers almost unstoppable in 2011, but the National Football Post’s Matt Bowen says Finley is the key to beating the Chicago Bears. The Packers had significant trouble with the Bears last season.
We knew Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher was a meathead, but he might be dumber than we thought. He clearly doesn’t understand how the NFL playoffs work. Otherwise, how could he say something this stupid?
No one has really taken the Chicago Bears seriously this year, particularly in these parts. In fact, they only beat the Green Bay Packers because the Packers handed them the game on a silver platter with a team-record 18 penalties, terrible special teams play, and poor coaching decisions by Mike McCarthy. Still, a win is […]
When Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy said linebacker Nick Barnett could miss an extended period with a wrist injury, we didn’t anticipate “extended period” meant “the rest of the year.” However, that appears to be a real possibility. Multiple sources have confirmed Barnett’s initial diagnosis — that he will need surgery to repair his […]
The Green Bay Packers look like a poorly-coached football team again, but forget about the team-record penalties and the special teams breakdowns for a second. The Packers may have had a chance to win or tie the Chicago Bears on Monday night if it weren’t for what I would term two terrible coaching decisions by […]