Posts tagged Brett Favre

Brett Favre Just Needed His Ego Massaged

You all remember when Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre was going to retire. I mean, retire for the third time, this year, for good. Then he changed his mind, again. Oh, and he lied about it. Favre sent text messages to teammates informing them he was going to hang it up, which prompted all the […]

Who Wants To See Brett Favre’s Cock?

Jenn Sterger

Not Jenn Sterger, apparently. It appears Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, then with the New York Jets, sent Sterger unsolicited cell phone photos of his cock. Normally I make things like this up, but in this case, it is reportedly true. While I could care less about Brett Favre or any man’s cock, I do […]

This Brett Favre Bullshit Is Far From Over

We should have known better and we probably did, but both Judd Zulgad of the Minneapolis Star Tribune and Jay Glazer of Fox Sports are typically pretty reliable guys. So, when they said Brett Favre told people within the Minnesota Vikings organization he was retiring, we leaned towards believing them. Of course, in the back […]

Training Camp Observations, August 3, Evening, Full Pads

The weather man was wrong. It’s sunny and 85 degrees about an hour before practice. Quick observations: – There is a lot of talk here in Green Bay on the Brett Favre retirement. My thoughts — he stays retired until September 9th when, while mowing the lawn, he decides to drive the lawnmower to the […]

Brett Favre To Retire

Somehow I find this hard to believe, but the Minneapolis Star Tribune is reporting that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre has started to inform people within the organization he’s going to retire. Jay Glazer is reporting that Favre is citing the wear and tear on his body as the reason he’s hanging it up and has […]

LeRoy Butler Pities Brett Favre

Former Green Bay Packers safety LeRoy Butler has always been outspoken when it comes to the subject of Brett Favre. Last year, he told Jim Rome he’d retire before playing for the Minnesota Vikings. Today, Butler said he pities Favre because he can’t find anything to do with his life other than play football. “I […]

Top 15 Celebrity Green Bay Packers Fans

James Van Der Beek

I noticed earlier this week that Samuel L. Jackson made some sort of rally video for the Atlanta Falcons. I didn’t bother to watch it because, frankly, the Atlanta Falcons suck and so does Samuel L. Jackson. That’s right. I said it. He’s played himself in every damn movie he’s ever been in and the […]

Brett Favre May Play Until He’s 50

Because frankly, we have nothing better to do at the moment — and neither does the national media, who NEED some sort of Brett Favre story, while they wait for Brett Favre to tell them Brett Favre is going to play in 2010 — we’ll bring you this. Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre says maybe […]

Brett Favre And Vuvuzelas = Awesome

This is, in a word, awesome. Our favorite Minnesota Vikings quarterback not named Tarvaris Jackson or Sage Rosenfels has some breaking news for you. Brett Favre. It’s awesome! Originally posted at another place that’s awesome, Cheesehead TV.

Brett Favre Is Saddened, Might Cry

His Lord and Majesty Brett Favre couldn’t go one day without any Brett Favre news, so he had to do what he does best, and manufacture some. In a recent Men’s Journal feature, Favre’s agent, Bus Cook, called Favre a drama queen, which, as we all know, is waaaaaaaaaay off base. What did Favre do […]

Aaron Rodgers: Cover Boy

Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has been anointed a fantasy stud by ESPN, which put Rodgers on the cover of their July 26 edition of ESPN The Magazine. Perhaps more interesting is the cover story itself, which paints Rodgers as a cool, charismatic character, but one who has overcome quite a bit of disappointment. […]

Not Even Bus Cook Likes Brett Favre

Maybe that’s an overstatement. We know one thing — Bus Cook likes Brett Favre’s money. However, Cook, who is Favre’s agent, clearly doesn’t think much of Favre’s antics when it comes to dealing with the media, according to Favre’s recent Men’s Journal interview. Cook takes exception with Favre telling ESPN’s Ed Werder he needs ankle […]

More Details Emerge On The Brett Favre Divorce

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre is a megalomaniacal prima donna, this we know. We all knew he wanted to stick it to the Green Bay Packers when they decided to move on, even though he said he didn’t. Despite his previous denial that his move to Minnesota wasn’t about revenge, Favre now admits he wanted […]

Trouble Brewing In Minnesota?

As you probably know, I hate the Minnesota Vikings. More than terrorists. So, this potential disaster/distraction/whatever puts a smile on my face. Vikings running back Adrian Peterson isn’t happy. Who would be, playing for that despicable franchise? Michael Lombardi reports Peterson will be the next player to complain about his contract. Peterson is still playing […]

The Losers In Minnesota Keep Lining Up

Todd Glocke

If we only had a firing squad here at Total Packers, we’d all be much better off. That way, when these ignorant, moronic, mouth breathers from Minnesota line up for their latest Brett Favre stunt, we could do society and future generations a favor. Frankly, the stench of idiocy emanating from Minnesota never ceases to […]

Remember That Brett Favre Video?

If you read this blog, you surely remember the video from St. Paul Pioneer Press Columnist Jim Ragsdale, who, in a lame attempt at humor, made a video plea for quarterback Brett Favre to come back to the Minnesota Vikings. If you didn’t see it, our title for that post was: Another Stupid Brett Favre […]

Another Stupid Brett Favre Plea From Another Stupid Minnesotan

Clearly, those idiots to the west don’t know how this Brett Favre thing works. Granted, this will only be the second year of Favre’s tenure with the Minnesota Vikings, and Vikings fans are the most ignorant lot in all of professional sports fandom, so maybe we should give them a break… No, that’s a terrible […]

Athlete Style Fails: Brett Favre

Brett Favre

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre has never been known as a fashion plate. I’ve never seen him wear a tie, he always has an old t-shirt and baseball cap on during press conferences, and he endorses Wrangler jeans, which sums things up pretty nicely. In short, he has no taste, which is obvious when you […]

Vikings Shiancoe: Nothing Will Change On Offense Without Favre

Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe thinks the team’s offense will be the same whether it’s Brett Favre or Tarvaris Jackson behind center. That’s right, the wunderkind Tarvaris Jackson. I about shit myself, before laughing hysterically, when I read that statement. OK, so maybe Shiancoe didn’t say exactly that, but he did say this. “Nothing […]

Vikings Still Angry, All Of Wisconsin Sheds A Tear

It appears the Minnesota Vikings still aren’t over their NFC Championship game loss to the New Orleans Saints. According to that fat fuck, drug-abusing defensive tackle Pat Williams, the Vikings are still angry. Oooooooooh! We’re all real fucking frightened! “It was kind of hard (at the beginning) because it was on everybody’s mind,” Williams said. […]