Posts tagged Adrian Peterson
Everyone can stop trying. The perfect tweet has now been realized.
It was Family Day at Minnesota Vikings camp on Monday. So who did they roll out for everyone to get a gander at? Mr. Family Values himself, Adrian Peterson.
Hey, it’s Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson just chilling. At a rodeo. In a cowboy hat. Because that’s just how AP rolls, baby!
Hey, Adrian Peterson, do you want to play for the Minnesota Vikings this season? No. I’d like to play for the Dallas Cowboys. That just happened. This can only work out positively.
Noted child abuser Adrian Peterson loves camels. This is a true story about Peterson, a camel and the absolute correct choice for celebrating your birthday.
The Minnesota Vikings and Adrian Peterson have officially become a soap opera. The Vikings’ coach and GM flew to meet Peterson on Wednesday and give him big hugs.
Things have started to get ugly between child abusing running back Adrian Peterson and the Minnesota Vikings. It will likely end with Peterson playing elsewhere.
We thought we had seen the last of Adrian Peterson in a Minnesota Vikings uniform. Well, not so fast. The Vikings, where character is optional, now expect Peterson to return.
The NFL has finally suspended child abuser Adrian Peterson. His tenure as the symbol of the Minnesota Vikings is also probably over. So long, pal! Good riddance!
You’re a real Adrian Peterson fan when you throw on a wildcat costume and show up outside the courthouse with a Free AP sign. Really. That happened.
The Minnesota Vikings are still selling jerseys of child abuser Adrian Peterson at the team store. Why? Because they are just that awesome!
Well of course the Minnesota Vikings have deactivated running back Adrian Peterson again. Sponsors started pulling dollars. Fuck these clowns.
Adrian Peterson has been reinstated by the Minnesota Vikings because, well, just because. They’re the Minnesota Vikings and they can’t win without him.
There was a woman in an Adrian Peterson jersey carrying a switch at the Minnesota Vikings games on Sunday. Because, of course.
Adrian Peterson is all smiles in his latest mugshot, which looks exactly the same as his previous mugshot. He must know something we don’t.
Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings, which makes his being a complete fuckup totally appropriate.
The Minnesota Vikings are 2-8. One of their star players has already written off the season, while another says they can still make the playoffs. Of course.
Hey, Adrian Peterson, your two-year-old son just died. What are you going to do this weekend? Take care of your kid and his mother? Nope. Playin’ football!
Is Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson on the juice? That seems to be the logical conclusion. Some Detroit Lions player accused him during a game last season.
Everything’s coming up Milhouse for the Minnesota Vikings! This is going to be a historic and awesome year for this fine franchise. Let’s recap, shall we?