Packers, Rodgers Get Playoff Monkey Off Their Back

Julius Peppers strips DeMarco Murray

The Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers outlasted the Dallas Cowboys 26-21 to vanquish some playoff ghosts and set up a match-up with the Seattle Seahawks.

Predictions: Dallas Cowboys at Green Bay Packers

DeMarco Murray

The much-hyped Dallas Cowboys travel to Green Bay to face the Packers for the first time in the playoffs since the Ice Bowl. Here’s how we’re picking it.

Chris Christie’s Fat Ass is Coming to Town

Chris Christie

The Dallas Cowboys’ good luck charm is a fat, middle-aged politician named Chris Christie and good news, everyone! His fat ass and his orange sweater will be in Green Bay on Sunday.

Of Course Tom Wrigglesworth has a State Farm Commercial

Tom Wrigglesworth State Farm commercial

It is time for Tom Wrigglesworth to milk his pseudo-fame. And milk it he is. The guy who vaguely looks like Aaron Rodgers now has a State Farm commercial. But of course!

This is Eddie Lacy’s Time

Eddie Lacy

The Green Bay Packers under-utilized running back Eddie Lacy this season. That should change right now. He’s gives Green Bay their best shot to make a run. Here’s why.

Cowboys are Buying the Lambeau Field Mystique

Lambeau Field

Lap it up, you jerkoffs. This is what a real franchise looks like. The Dallas Cowboys will be taking in the Lambeau Field mystique on Saturday. Good history lesson.

How Miffed Are Detroit Lions Fans?

Detroit Lyin'

Detroit Lions fans are still angry about that call last week in Dallas. So angry that some of them have gone and put up some Detroit Lyin’ billboards. Seems like money well spent.

Aaron Rodgers is Just Fine, Thank You

Aaron Rodgers

A day after testing his injured calf in practice, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers scootin’ and be-boppin’ around like a guy who’s playing ball on Sunday.

T.J. Lang is Finally Off the Injury Report

T.J. Lang

Right guard T.J. Lang, who injured his ankle way back in week 8, has finally seen his name erased from the injury report. Lang says he’s 100 percent or close to it.

Here’s Where Aaron Rodgers is a Black Quarterback

Aaron Rodgers

On Thursday’s edition of PTI, Michael Wilbon basically said Aaron Rodgers is a black quarterback, calling him an honorary brother, because he uses his feet. Makes total sense.

Ryan Pace will Now be Screwing up the Chicago Bears

Ryan Pace

We know you were wondering who’s going to be in charge of screwing up the Chicago Bears for the foreseeable future. The answer is new general manager Ryan Pace. We’ve been wowed again, Chicago!

Aaron Rodgers Practiced Today

Jordy Nelson and Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers returned to practice on Thursday for the first time in two weeks. That probably calls for some Outkast, no?

Aaron Rodgers’ Calf has Slight Tear

Aaron Rodgers injury

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has more than just a calf strain. He has a slight tear. That raises some questions about this week’s game.

Look Out, the Packers Are Hungry

Josh Sitton

Much like the 2010 team, this Green Bay Packers team is hungry. Or at least they say they are. Unfortunately, they’re going to need more than that to get to the Super Bowl.

Ariella Ferrera Loves Aaron Rodgers

Ariella Ferrera

Ariella Ferrera is a porn star. A porn star who loves the Green Bay Packers, especially Aaron Rodgers. Maybe he should trade in that old model for this one.

Davon House Plans on Making his Triumphant Return

Davon House

The Green Bay Packers have been without cornerback Davon House since week 14. That looks like it will change this week. House says he’s playing. Just soon enough.

Olivia Munn has a Puppy, Needs Attention

Olivia Munn

Oh look, everybody! Olivia Munn has a puppy and needs your attention. Please stop what you’re doing and give her the attention she so desperately craves!

The Other Jay Cutler Doesn’t Like Mondays

the other Jay Cutler

The other Jay Cutler, the bodybuilder Jay Cutler, doesn’t like Mondays very much. It turns out Chicago Bears fans berate him when Cutty! has a bad game. Poor sap.

You’re All Free to Mock Chris Christie Now

Chris Christie

New Jersey Governor and outed Dallas Cowboys fan Chris Christie has gotten so easy to mock that even Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is doing it now. We’ll explain.

Remember That Detroit Lions Super Bowl Tattoo?

Dave Morian

Not surprisingly, the guy who got the 2015 Detroit Lions Super Bowl tattoo has seen his dream crushed. He vows to keep on keepin’ on though. See what Dave Morian has to say now.