The Green Bay Packers are on the cover of this week’s Sports Illustrated. Here’s the cover and what the story is about.
Glenn Timmerman has taken being a douchy Chicago Bears fan to a new level of douchiness. We’re not even kidding. This guy’s a real asshole. Take a look for yourself.
Tight end Jermichael Finley wants to remain with the Green Bay Packers when his contract expires, but does the team want him back. We explore the situation.
Since we’ve got nothing better to do, we put together a bunch of photos of cheerleaders in Halloween costumes from Sunday’s NFL action. Happy Halloween!
Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch goes Tebowing after sacking Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. If you don’t know what we’re talking about, then here’s your need to know!
The Green Bay Packers have the week off, so players are free to do whatever they please. Here’s what defensive end Ryan Pickett decided to do, which find more than a little funny.
As usual, Minnesota Vikings fans really know how to class up the joint. Here’s the latest example. Is it over the line or all in good fun? You tell us.
Michael Wilbon likes the idea of the Chicago Bears signing free agent receiver Terrell Owens. Here’s why it makes sense, why it doesn’t and how it could affect the NFC North.
A look around the NFL after seven weeks. Here are the things that made us say what the fuck? We’ll give you the top teams, top players and a few idiots that make the game hard to watch.
Combine a little booze, a couple home losses in a row and the realization that your Atlanta Falcons aren’t even on the same plane as the Green Bay Packers and what do you get? A really nice potential recipe for disaster. Here’s the video.
It should come as no surprise that the upstanding organization known as the Minnesota Vikings has had more players arrested than any other NFL team since 2000. Here’s the long and distinguished list.
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has a pretty nice game, but is it Joe Montana nice? Mike McCarthy seems to think so. Here’s what he had to say.
Green Bay Packers guard T.J. Lang got kicked in the balls by Minnesota Vikings defensive end and all-around vagina Brian Robison on Sunday. We’re happy to report Lang’s junk is good.
Yeah, that’s fuckin’ right! We’re back with grades. Grades of the Green Bay Packers win over those scumbags from Minnesota. Here’s who performed and who didn’t.
The Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday, just like everyone expected, but it wasn’t quite as easy as it should have been. Here’s a look at the game as only we can give it to you.
Total Packers writers predict the outcome of the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Minnesota Vikings. Here are the key matchups and players to watch and how we see the game playing out.
Cornerback Chris Cook is the perfect representative of the Minnesota Vikings organization. He’ll miss this weekend’s game with the Green Bay Packers because he’s in jail for strangling someone.
Green Bay Packers quarterback and Cal product Aaron Rodgers was spotted wearing USC gear around the locker room this week. We’ve got the photo and video that explains why.
Since our damn TiVo broke this week and we didn’t get the St. Louis Rams game on tape, we thought we’d go back and review the Green Bay Packers win over the Atlanta Falcons the week before. It’s time for Total Packers’ weekly dissection of the game film from another Green Bay Packers victory. I […]
The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings this week and since we already know what’s going to happen, we asked some cunts from Minnesota their ignorant opinions. Here’s what they had to say.