Rodgers Thought Injury was Much Worse

Aaron Rodgers injury

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers thought he tore his Achilles when he aggravated his calf injury against Detroit. Thankfully, that was not the case.

Stream of Consciousness: Slaying the Lions Edition

Clay Matthews sacks Matthew Stafford

A little later than usual, here are 10 quick thoughts from the Green Bay Packers’ latest win — a division clinching 30-20 victory over the Detroit Lions.

Ndamukong Suh is Playing Now, Fined Instead

Ndamukong Suh

Human pile of feces Ndamukong Suh will indeed be playing this weekend, after the NFL overturned his suspension for intentionally stepping on Aaron Rodgers.

Kelly Hall is Angry, Everybody

Kelly Hall

Kelly Hall, fiancee of Matthew Stafford, is not happy about Ndamukong Suh’s suspension. Maybe Kelly should leave the thinking and commentary to the rest of us.

Oh, What Could Have Been, Chicago

Phil Emery

The Chicago Bears can only think of what might have been. Thanks to former GM Phil Emery, the Bears were a dysfunctional mess from day one of his tenure.

Rodgers’ Injury: Six to Eight Weeks to Heal

Aaron Rodgers

We thought Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers would be at or near full strength when the team plays again. That’s not going to be the case.

Ohhhhhhh! Now Shawn Slocum is Extremely Frustrated!

Shawn Slocum

The Green Bay Packers just had their seventh kick blocked this season and special teams coach Shawn Slocum is really frustrated. Certainly, that will do a lot of good.

Shitbag Ndamukong Suh Suspended!

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

The NFL was swift in its justice, suspending shitbag Ndamukong Suh for the Detroit Lions’ next game. That happens to be a playoff game in Dallas. Whoops!

These are the Packers’ 2015 Opponents

Russell Wilson

Now that they’ve won the NFC North, we can add Dallas and Carolina to the list of the Green Bay Packers’ 2015 opponents. With the NFC West and AFC West, It’s not an easy slate.

Unfortunately, The Chicago Bears are Cleaning House

Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman working the combine

The Chicago Bears canned general manager Phil Emery and coach Marc Trestman on Monday, which is probably bad news for the Green Bay Packers. Of course, so long as they keep their legendary QB, we’ll be fine.

Five More: Packers 30, Lions 20

Richard Rodgers

Here are five quick thoughts on the Green Bay Packers’ season-ending win over the Detroit Lions, including the emergence of DickRodge and more buffoonery.

Here’s Ndamukong Suh Trying to Injure Aaron Rodgers

Ndamukong Suh trying to injure Aaron Rodgers

Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-world shit stain Ndamukong Suh intentionally tried to injury Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers on Sunday. Here’s the play.

Packers Gut Out Win Over Lions, Take Division

Micah Hyde

The Green Bay Packers, led by a battered Aaron Rodgers, gutted out a win over the hapless Detroit Lions for another division title and the No. 2 seed in the NFC.

Here’s a Handsome Offer

Detroit Lions suck

If the Detroit Lions beat the Green Bay Packers today, a Michigan bar is comping all of its customers’ tabs. Odds are, the bar has nothing to worry about.

Predictions: Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers

Matt Stafford eats grass

The Detroit Lions visit the Green Bay Packers to try to win the NFC North and end one of the most obscene losing streaks ever. Here’s how we’re picking it.

McCarthy: No Concern About Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers head coach Mike McCarthy says he has no concern about Aaron Rodgers and his injured calf going into Sunday’s game with Detroit.

Aaron Rodgers is a Swell Guy

Aaron Rodgers vs. St. Louis Rams

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers delivered a bundle to his offensive linemen that included a new 55-inch TV for Christmas. What a guy!

Aaron Rodgers Limited on Wednesday

Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was limited in practice on Wednesday. Nothing to worry about says coach Mike McCarthy. That’s good enough for us.

Packers Pro Bowl Snubs

Morgan Burnett

The Green Bay Packers have five Pro Bowlers, but here are four guys who got jobbed and why. You might be surprised who we consider the Packers’ biggest Pro Bowl snub.

Total View: Packers 20, Buccaneers 3

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We’ve reviewed the tape and found a dominating defensive performance by the Green Bay Packers. Here’s our last look at the 20-3 win over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.