Of Course Cullen Jenkins Wants to Return to Packers

Cullen Jenkins

Cullen Jenkins is open to returning to the Green Bay Packers. Oh really? We never would have guessed. The only problem is the Packers don’t seem interested.

Tramon Williams Says He Played Hurt All Last Season (Again)

Tramon Williams

For the second year in a row, Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams is telling us he played the whole season with an injury. That’s pretty convenient.

Packers Bring In Chris Canty, Predictably Do Nothing

Chris Canty

The Green Bay Packers had free agent defensive end Chris Canty in for a visit on Thursday and then sent him on his way, so another team can sign him while they hem and haw about what to do.

Four Teams Interested in Charles Woodson

Charles Woodson

Charles Woodson hasn’t garnered much interest since the Green Bay Packers cut him. That’s about to change with four teams calling. We handicap the race for Woodson’s services.

Jermichael Finley’s Agent Says He’s Open to Renegotiation

Jermichael Finley

Jermichael Finley says he’d walk if the Green Bay Packers asked him to take a pay cut. His agent, however, is open to renegotiation, which is exactly the route the Packers should take.

What Should We Get Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari As a Wedding Gift?

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are getting married this July! Joy! Here’s their wedding registry and we’re asking you to help us pick the proper gift.

Greg Jennings on the Vikings Now Seems Totally Plausible

Greg Jennings Lambeau Leap

He won’t be their first choice, but Greg Jennings joining the Minnesota Vikings now seems totally plausible. Mike Wallace and the Miami Dolphins will factor in heavily.

Mason Crosby is Underrated Says Really Exhausting Study on Kicking

Mason Crosby blows it

Mason Crosby is underrated. Read that again. Mason Crosby is underrated, even though he posted the NFL’s worst field goal percentage. This, according to a study done by MIT researchers.

Aaron Rodgers Will Get New Deal Soon

Aaron Rodgers is disgusted

The Green Bay Packers will give quarterback Aaron Rodgers a new contract soon that will make him the highest-paid player in the NFL for some time. So we’re told.

The Bears Are After a Tight End

Jared Cook

The Chicago Bears are looking to improve their receiving corp and are expected to pursue Tennessee Titans tight end Jared Cook to do so. It makes you wonder about the Green Bay Packers tight end situation.

Aaron Rodgers Concerned About Contract, But Won’t Hold Out

Aaron Rodgers for Associated Bank

Aaron Rodgers isn’t happy with the Green Bay Packers. He wants a contract extension and he wants it now, thanks to the Ravens and Joe Flacco.

Hey Everyone, Lance Easley is Still a Dick

Lance Easley

Lance Easley, the dick who blew the last call of the Green Bay Packers loss to the Seattle Seahawks, is crying out for your attention once again. Let’s indulge him for the good of humanity.

Packers Will Not Franchise Greg Jennings

Greg Jennings injured

The Green Bay Packers have decided not to use the franchise tag on receiver Greg Jennings, which was the right move. Be sure to wish him well on his way out of town.

We’ve Got Eddie Lacy and the Packers

Eddie Lacy

Who you got for the Green Bay Packers in the first round of the NFL Draft? We tabbed Alabama running back Eddie Lacy in our first mock of the year.

Packers May Not Tender All of Their Restricted Free Agents

Sam Shields

It appears the Green Bay Packers won’t tender all of their restricted free agents in a money-saving move. Here’s the breakdown of where each player stands and the financial ramifications.

Here’s a Bears Baby Biting a Packers Baby

packers-bears-instinct

We were unaware of this, but apparently Chicago Bears fans like to bite Green Bay Packers fans. Here are a couple babies doing it, so that must be accurate.

Aaron Rodgers’ Brother as Impressed with Joe Flacco as Us

Joe Flacco

Everyone one other than the Baltimore Ravens seems to be aware just how absurd Joe Flacco’s new contract is, including Aaron Rodgers’ brother Luke, who is comparing Flacco to Ryan Fitzpatrick.

For Some Reason, Joe Flacco is Now Highest-Paid QB

Joe Flacco is No. 1

The Baltimore Ravens have made Joe Flacco the highest-paid quarterback in the NFL for some reason. Makes you wonder what the Green Bay Packers will do with Aaron Rodgers.

You’ll Never Guess Why Aaron Rodgers Will Have a Bad Season

Aaron Rodgers is not please

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers will have a bad season in 2013, but you’ll never guess why. The local numerology expert will tell you.

You Will Surely Want This Brett Favre Credit Card

Brett Favre credit card

That Brett Favre credit card you’ve been dreaming about having? Your dream is now a reality. Favre is even wearing his Green Bay Packers duds on it. What more could you ask for!?