New York Jets
The New York Jets had a game-tying touchdown taken away from them because they are morons. Too bad for them.
The Green Bay Packers only needed to do one thing to beat the New York Jets. Throw it to Jordy Nelson and pray. They did that in an ugly 31-24 victory.
Graham Harrell won’t be going to the Arena League just yet. The New York Jets have signed the former Green Bay Packers backup quarterback. Should be fun.
The best cornerback in the game is on the trading block and the Green Bay Packers are interested. Here’s how they’ll land Darrelle Revis in our fantasyland.
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers took a shot at New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, calling his GQ shoot embarrassing. Rodgers is right. Sanchez looks like he’s going to a pride festival.
It’s a good thing the Green Bay Packers squared off against the Pittsburgh Steelers in Super Bowl XLV. Had they faced two-time AFC Championship game losers, the New York Jets, the Lombardi trophy would currently reside in New Jersey. No, I’m serious. Jets coach Rex Ryan said so. And you know he’s not a fat, blathering, idiot who just loves to hear himself talk.
That’s right, Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets, former Total Packers Cunt of the Week, foot aficionado and generally the smartest guys in the room (just ask him!) is saying the Green Bay Packers will not repeat as Super Bowl champions.
Well, he didn’t exactly say that, but he said it by default when he guaranteed a Jets win in Super Bowl XLVI while sitting courtside at a Knicks game over the weekend.
Another week, another scandal involving Rex Ryan and the New York Jets. In what is becoming routine, the team went into damage control mode again after several foot-fetish videos surfaced online last week allegedly showing Ryan’s wife, Michelle, seductively modeling her feet in a variety of locations. According to ESPN, Ryan said the matter was […]
The New York Jets will have their best defender, cornerback Darrelle Revis, back at full strength for their match-up with the Green Bay Packers, this Sunday — something that isn’t good news for the team’s passing attack. The Jets are coming off a bye and Revis says he’s 100 percent for the first time since […]
Just because I felt like it. Total Packers Cunt of the Week: New York Jets coach Rex Ryan. Just because you’re fat, ignorant and talk louder than everyone else, that doesn’t make you right. How about just coaching football and shutting your fat fuck mouth for a change, Rex? Because every time I see you […]
A lot has been said about what Brett Favre will mean to the Minnesota Vikings. Certainly, I think it’s fair to say the Vikings are now the favorite to win the division. Some pundits have tapped them as the favorite to win the Super Bowl. But hold the phone. The Vikings were going to be […]
I feel stupid even writing it, because no one knows what King Brett Favre is going to do. Frankly, I could care less. As you may recall, I swore off Brett earlier this season after his conversation with the fine folks up in Detroit. However, I know some of our readers are still firmly planted […]