Minnesota Vikings

Five (More) Questions With Purple Jesus Diaries

Vikings cheerleaders

The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings tonight and since we already know what’s going to happen, we hit up those dicks from Minnesota again to see what’s going on with their shitty team. Here’s what they had to say.

They’ll All Be Wearing Cheeseheads In Minnesota [Video]

A new video from those pushing for a new stadium for the Minnesota Vikings suggests everyone in Minnesota will become Green Bay Packers fans if the team relocates. Let us tell you right now, you’re not fucking welcome among real football fans.

TiVo Time: Minnesota Vikings

James Starks

With the bye week behind us, it’s time to take one last long look at the Green Bay Packers’ win over the Minnesota Vikings before bringing on the San Diego Chargers this Sunday. 15:00, 1st quarter — I’m disappointed already. Mason Crosby only kicks it one yard deep into the end zone. Predictably, Percy Harvin gets […]

You Stay Classy, Minnesota

As usual, Minnesota Vikings fans really know how to class up the joint. Here’s the latest example. Is it over the line or all in good fun? You tell us.

Quick, Guess Who Leads NFL In Arrests

Chris Cook

It should come as no surprise that the upstanding organization known as the Minnesota Vikings has had more players arrested than any other NFL team since 2000. Here’s the long and distinguished list.

Grades: Packers vs. Vikings

Aaron Rodgers

Yeah, that’s fuckin’ right! We’re back with grades. Grades of the Green Bay Packers win over those scumbags from Minnesota. Here’s who performed and who didn’t.

Packers Manage To Win And Underwhelm All At Once

Christian Ponder

The Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday, just like everyone expected, but it wasn’t quite as easy as it should have been. Here’s a look at the game as only we can give it to you.

Predictions: Packers vs. Vikings

Christian Ponder

Total Packers writers predict the outcome of the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Minnesota Vikings. Here are the key matchups and players to watch and how we see the game playing out.

Vikings’ Cook Will Miss Packers Game Because He’s In Jail

Chris Cook

Cornerback Chris Cook is the perfect representative of the Minnesota Vikings organization. He’ll miss this weekend’s game with the Green Bay Packers because he’s in jail for strangling someone.

Five Questions With Purple Jesus Diaries

Vikings cheerleaders

The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings this week and since we already know what’s going to happen, we asked some cunts from Minnesota their ignorant opinions. Here’s what they had to say.

Vikings Aren’t Giving Up… Yet

Christian Ponder

The Minnesota Vikings aren’t giving up on their season, according to coach Leslie Frazier. That’s too bad, because they should.

Bernard Berrian Tells Amputee To Sit Down And Shut Up

The Minnesota Vikings are 0-4 and the wheels are falling off their season. Receiver Bernard Berrian still managed to make things worse with his off-field antics, though. You stay classy, Minnesota!

Now They Start Speculating About Donovan McNabb’s Job

Donovan McNabb

They don’t think too much of Donovan McNabb’s performance at quarterback in Minnesota. The question is how much longer can he hold onto his job?

Vikings Fan Runs His Mouth, Gets What He Deserves

This just makes us warm and tingly all over. Here’s video of a typical Minnesota Vikings fan running his mouth about how great his team is and how terrible every other team is. Fortunately, a San Diego Charger fan is there to give him what he deserves.

Donovan McNabb: Awful

Donovan McNabb and Philip Rivers

The Donovan McNabb era, which will probably be short lived, started with a thud in Minnesota. McNabb was awful against the San Diego Chargers.

The Onion: Minnesota Vikings Do Little To Upgrade Fans

Vikings fans

Here at Total Packers we know Minnesota Vikings fans are the worst thing about the NFL. The Onion apparently agrees. Check it out.

Chilly! Discusses Randy Moss Vomit Incident

Brad Childress

Former Minnesota Vikings coach and pedophile Brad Childress doesn’t think too much of Randy Moss. Childress decided to take a public shot at Moss today. Real mature.

Vikings Robison Glad Packers Won Super Bowl

Brian Robison

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Brian Robison, who’s spent four years as a backup, says he’s glad the Green Bay Packers won the Super Bowl last year. Why? Because the Vikings are going to handle the Super Bowl champs this year… hahahahahahaha!

NFC North: Lions’ Big Loss, Bears Still Idiots, Busted In Minnesota

Mikel Leshoure

You’ve got to love the NFC North. Outside of Green Bay, it’s populated with a bunch of idiots. The Chicago Bears are run by idiots. Minnesota Vikings players can’t stop getting arrested. In Detroit, they may not be stupid, but we’ll bet the hype died down a little bit today.

Are Packers Oblivious To The Threat Growing in Minnesota?

Michael Jenkins

We wanted to kill ourselves… wait… no. We’ve found the most brilliant article in the Bleacher Report catalog, which is a gigantic piece of brilliance itself, and it turns out it’s written by a Minnesota Vikings fan. We’ll annotate it for you, since it’s obviously way above any Green Bay Packers fan.