The Minnesota Vikings suck. They suck more than any team in organized sports. That’s mostly due to their fans, but let’s review all of the reasons the Vikings suck.
Minnesota Vikings fans will go to great lengths to get their hands on team memorabilia, even if it’s covered in the urine of other men. Metaphor alert!
The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis on Tuesday and the announcement was broadcast. Here’s the awesome reaction from the Minnesota war room.
The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis today, which means Hormel Chili is the real winner here. The game will be played at the Hormel Chili Dome.
Teddy Bridgewater said he didn’t want to play for the Cleveland Browns. That plan really backfired when he got picked by the only worse team in the league.
Minnesota Vikings fans have managed to outdo themselves once again. They’re furious that Jared Allen signed with the Bears. To them, he’s a “trader.”
The Minnesota Vikings are going to roll with Matt Cassel at quarterback in 2014. The Queens re-signed Cassel to a new two-year deal on Friday.
Goodbye Metrodome. Worst stadium of all time. Home to the greatest embarrassment in the NFL. We will not ever miss you. Watch and enjoy the Metrodome blowing up.
Christian Ponder will be sucking it up at quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings for at least one more season. That’s good news for the rest of the NFL North!
The Minnesota Vikings and a Super Bowl? Hahahahahhaha. They’re going the other route though. They’re trying to host the game in 2018.