Minnesota Vikings

Here’s the Sausage, Courtesy of the Minnesota Vikings

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Sausage! That’s what Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt got when from his Minneapolis counterpart when the Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings. And you can have some!

Total View: Packers vs. Vikings, Wild Card Edition

Charles Woodson

We’re taking one more in-depth look at the Green Bay Packers dismissal of the Minnesota Vikings. Here are all the big plays and who either made them or failed to make them.

Christian Ponder is Sorry His Vagina Hurt on Saturday, Everyone

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Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder missed his team’s loss to the Green Bay Packers with a sore vagina. He wants you all to know he’s really sorry, too.

Reveling in Minnesota Vikings Fans’ Despair

Clay Matthews celebrates Packers win over Vikings

E. Wolf finds himself reveling in Minnesota Vikings fans despair after their team lost to the Green Bay Packers. So did we. And now, so can you!

Here’s a Vikings Reporter Getting Trucked [Video]

Vikings reporter getting run over

Want to see a local TV personality in her Minnesota Vikings jersey get run over by another meathead Vikings fan? Of course you do. Here’s the video. Morons being morons.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Playoff Win Over Vikings

Charles Woodson

Here are five more insights from the Green Bay Packers Wild Card win over the Minnesota Vikings, including DuJuan Harris’ emergence and Randall Cobb’s disappearance.

Packers Dispatch the Vikings Like We Knew They Would

John Kuhn

The Green Bay Packers pounded the Minnesota Vikings in the Wild Card round, just like we expected. They did it by holding Adrian Peterson to 99 yards and the rest of the Vikings to zilch!

Adrian Peterson — So Close

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One Green Bay bar has the perfect sign to taunt Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson, who just barely missed the single-season rushing record.

Packers vs. Vikings: What to Watch For, Playoff Edition

Charles Woodson

Much is on the line when the Green Bay Packers face the Minnesota Vikings on Saturday. If you’re hoping the Packers don’t repeat last year’s playoff performance, here’s your need to know.

Talking Trash with Purple Jesus Diaries: Playoff Edition

Vikings fans

The Green Bay Packers and Minnesota Vikings haven’t played each other with so much on the line in longer than we can remember, so we talked some shit with Purple Jesus Diaries.

Adrian Peterson Wants to Return Kicks, Block Field Goals

Adrian Peterson runs over A.J. Hawk

Adrian Peterson is pretty much the entire Minnesota Vikings team and he knows it. Peterson has requested to return kicks and get on the field goal block unit against the Green Bay Packers.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Loss to Vikings

Adrian Peterson runs over A.J. Hawk

When the Green Bay Packers lose to the Minnesota Vikings, we name names. Here are the assholes who were responsible, as well as a few more thoughts on the game.

Packers Blow It in Loss to Vikings

Adrian Peterson

The Green Bay Packers pissed away the No. 2 seed in the NFC and in the process let the Minnesota Vikings into the playoffs. This is where we point fingers.

Packers vs. Vikings 2: What to Watch For

Christian Ponder

A late-season Green Bay Packers game against the Minnesota Vikings that actually means something? This one’s got plenty of implications for the playoffs and the record book.

It Pains Us, But Adrian Peterson is NFL MVP

Adrian Peterson

It hurts to admit this, but we might as well get it out of the way — Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson is the NFL MVP. Anyone suggesting otherwise is a moron.

Packers Really Like Adrian Peterson

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Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson has his sights on the NFL single-season rushing mark. The Green Bay Packers? They’re just drooling all over him.

Who Needs a Laugh This Morning?

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Need a laugh this morning? We’ve got one for you, at the the expense of… you guessed it! An idiotic Minnesota Vikings fan. Go figure.

Chad Greenway Says Something Only a Vikings Player Could

Chad Greenway

Minnesota Vikings linebacker Chad Greenway has some great advice for the best fans in all the land — get really drunk and obnoxious… Is this any change from the norm?

At Least Christian Ponder Got it Right Off the Field

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Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder is in the process of flushing his team’s season down the toilet. Off the field, he now has Samantha Steele to look forward to.

Here’s the Turd in the Purple Sombrero

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Mark Swanson, from Lakeland, Minnesota, is the Minnesota Vikings fan in the purple sombrero who knocked out a Green Bay Packers fan after Sunday’s game.