Minnesota Vikings

Here Are Renderings of New Minnesota Vikings Stadium

Minnesota Vikings stadium

Is the new Minnesota Vikings stadium going to be awesome? As awesome as the Minnesota Vikings themselves! Here are the artist’s renderings.

Let’s Not Forget, the Minnesota Vikings Are a Joke!

Christian Ponder

Everything’s coming up Milhouse for the Minnesota Vikings! This is going to be a historic and awesome year for this fine franchise. Let’s recap, shall we?

Vikings Will Shut Chris Kluwe Up

Chris Kluwe in Out magazine

Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is outspoken, especially on same-sex marriage. Well, apparently those homophobes in Minneapolis have had enough.

Let’s All Admire New Minnesota Vikings Uniforms

new Minnesota Vikings uniform

The Minnesota Vikings uniforms have been leaked… the new and improved ones, that is. If only they could get a new and improved franchise and fans.

Christian Ponder’s Wedding Cake is Exactly What You Thought

Christian Ponder cake

Want to get in the competition for worst wedding cake in the history of wedding cakes? Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder did. Check this out.

The Minnesota Vikings Love Boat is Back in Action!

Daunte Culpepper

Want to take a cruise on the boat where Bryant McKinnie once ate out a hooker? Now you can because the Minnesota Vikings Love Boat is back in action!

Here’s a Guy Falling on His Ass While Harassing Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson

Some genius from TMZ was harassing Vikings running back Adrian Peterson recently. In the middle of his brilliant question, he falls on his ass. Here’s video.

Here’s Another Minnesota Vikings Failure

Mike Wallace

Not surprisingly, the Minnesota Vikings are setting the standard for success. Well, maybe not. Free agent Mike Wallace wanted nothing to do with them.

Vikings are Really Hyping that Awesome Matt Cassel Signing

Matt Cassel

The Minnesota Vikings love their latest signing, quarterback Matt Cassel. Just check out this awesome career highlights graphic they released to welcome him.

Christian Ponder will be Getting Benched for Matt Cassel

Matt Cassel

The Minnesota Vikings are going to be holding a quarterback competition and you’re invited. You’ll get to compete with Christian Ponder and Matt Cassel and you should be able to beat both easily.

Minnesota Vikings Player Can’t Name a Receiver on His Own Team

Kevin Williams

Minnesota Vikings players are not reacting well to the team’s trade of receiver Percy Harvin. Kevin Williams can’t even name a receiver on his own team, which should probably not surprise you.

So Long, Percy Harvin

Percy Harvin

The Minnesota Vikings have traded receiver Percy Harvin to the Seattle Seahawks for a bunch of draft picks. Mark Seattle down for the Super Bowl now.

Percy Harvin Will Surely Ruin the Minnesota Vikings

Percy Harvin

Percy Harvin is out to ruin the Minnesota Vikings and we’re more than happy to support him in his quest, from confrontations with coaches to trade demands.

Greg Jennings on the Vikings Now Seems Totally Plausible

Greg Jennings Lambeau Leap

He won’t be their first choice, but Greg Jennings joining the Minnesota Vikings now seems totally plausible. Mike Wallace and the Miami Dolphins will factor in heavily.

Buy More Pulltabs, You Ingrates!

Vikings new stadium

The Minnesota Vikings new Hormel Chili Dome is on shaky ground again. It seems the locals haven’t been buying enough pulltabs. Get to it, you ingrates!

Minnesota Vikings Have a New (Old) Logo

Minnesota Vikings new logo

The Minnesota Vikings continue their streak of awesomeness with a brand spankin’ new Norseman logo. That, and Christian Ponder has a message for you. Skol Vikings! (said the mouth breather).

Minnesota Vikings May Trade Percy Harvin

Percy Harvin

The Minnesota Vikings have a problem on their hands… other than being the Minnesota Vikings. They may have to trade their best receiver, Percy Harvin. Good riddance, we say!

Let’s Not Forget These Great NFC Championship Game Moments

Brett Favre

We could care less about the championship games going on this weekend in the NFL, so we decided to bring you some great moments from past NFC Championship games.

This Vikings Fan Meltdown is Glorious [Video]

vikings-fan-smash

Minnesota Vikings fans were undoubtedly angry when their crappy team lost to the Green Bay Packers last week. Here’s one of them trashing his living room.

Eight Years Ago Today, Randy Moss Did This

Randy Moss moon

Never forget, Green Bay Packers fan. Even though he’s now with the San Francisco 49ers, Randy Moss is and always will be a turd. Here’s one of his finest Minnesota Vikings moments.