Minnesota Vikings

Adrian Peterson: All Smiles

Adrian Peterson mug shot

Adrian Peterson is all smiles in his latest mugshot, which looks exactly the same as his previous mugshot. He must know something we don’t.

Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings, which makes his being a complete fuckup totally appropriate.

Matt Cassel is the Vikings’ Guy

Matt Cassel

When the Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl this year, they’ll be quarterbacked by Matt Cassel. The momentous announcement was made today. Are you shaking in your boots?

Minnesota Viking Linval Joseph was Shot Last Night

Linval Joseph

Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Linval Joseph was shot in the leg on Friday night. You’ll never guess where this shooting occurred. Perfect Vikings moment.

Chris Kluwe is Dropping Bombs

Chris Kluwe

Chris Kluwe is not about to let the Minnesota Vikings off the hook. He has now implicated two players of getting caught with an underage girl. Hell yeah!

Chris Kluwe is Suing the Minnesota Vikings

Chris Kluwe

Former Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is suing the Minnesota Vikings. We are not even making this up. Only the Vikings. Only the Vikings.

Why the Minnesota Vikings Suck

Randy Moss moon

The Minnesota Vikings suck. They suck more than any team in organized sports. That’s mostly due to their fans, but let’s review all of the reasons the Vikings suck.

This has to Be a Metaphor for Being a Minnesota Vikings Fan

Minnesota Vikings fans pissed here

Minnesota Vikings fans will go to great lengths to get their hands on team memorabilia, even if it’s covered in the urine of other men. Metaphor alert!

Watch the Tools in Minneapolis React to Getting Super Bowl LII

Minnesota gets Super Bowl LII

The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis on Tuesday and the announcement was broadcast. Here’s the awesome reaction from the Minnesota war room.

Hormel Chili is Today’s Big Winner

Minnesota Vikings stadium

The NFL awarded Super Bowl LII to Minneapolis today, which means Hormel Chili is the real winner here. The game will be played at the Hormel Chili Dome.

Teddy Bridgewater’s Plan Really Backfired

Teddy Bridgewater at the NFL Draft: total ecstasy

Teddy Bridgewater said he didn’t want to play for the Cleveland Browns. That plan really backfired when he got picked by the only worse team in the league.

Minnesota Vikings Fans: Jared Allen is a Trader

Jared Allen: trader

Minnesota Vikings fans have managed to outdo themselves once again. They’re furious that Jared Allen signed with the Bears. To them, he’s a “trader.”

Matt Cassel is the Minnesota Vikings Man!

Matt Cassel

The Minnesota Vikings are going to roll with Matt Cassel at quarterback in 2014. The Queens re-signed Cassel to a new two-year deal on Friday.

Hooray! The Metrodome Blew Up Yesterday

Metrodome explosion

Goodbye Metrodome. Worst stadium of all time. Home to the greatest embarrassment in the NFL. We will not ever miss you. Watch and enjoy the Metrodome blowing up.

You’ll Be Glad to Know Christian Ponder will Remain a Viking

Sad Christian Ponder

Christian Ponder will be sucking it up at quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings for at least one more season. That’s good news for the rest of the NFL North!

Minnesota Vikings are Trying to Get a Super Bowl

Minnesota Vikings stadium

The Minnesota Vikings and a Super Bowl? Hahahahahhaha. They’re going the other route though. They’re trying to host the game in 2018.

The Metrodome is Finally Dead!

Metrodome

The dump that the Minnesota Vikings played in, the Metrodome, was deflated Saturday morning. Here’s video of it meeting it’s well-deserved demise.

So, Mike Zimmer is Going to Bring a Championship to Minnesota

Mike Zimmer

The Minnesota Vikings trotted out new coach Mike Zimmer for the media today, where he proceeded to tell them how he’s bringing a championship to Minnesota.

Leslie Frazier Hints That He was Sabotaged

Leslie Frazier

Leslie Frazier is no longer the coach of the Minnesota Vikings. Good reason for that. Namely, Christian Ponder. Frazier hints he was forced to play Ponder.

Mike Zimmer is the Minnesota Vikings New Coach

Mike Zimmer

The Minnesota Vikings have a new coach. He is former Cincinnati Bengals defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer. Now they just need a quarterback.