Minnesota Vikings

Why It All Went Wrong For The Vikings

Oh, those poor Minnesota Vikings. They’ve become the NFL’s freak show. Not only does their team, at 3-6, suck, but no one likes head coach Brad Childress, quarterback Brett Favre is now recognized more for sending photos of his cock to Jenn Sterger than anything he’s doing on the football field, and the team’s early-season […]

Minnesota Vikings Pat Williams Wears A Thong

I know what you’re thinking. Disgusting. Well, that’s the Minnesota Vikings for you. Maybe it’s his lucky thong. Oh, and have I mentioned the Vikings are 3-6 after losing to the Chicago Bears, yesterday? Hahahaha! Via Cosby Sweaters

Minnesota Vikings: Pants Optional

We’re going to presume this is Minnesota Vikings owner Zygi Wilf’s right hand man, even though he’s standing to his left. We’re not really sure they know the difference between right and left in Minnesota, anyway. Maybe this dude had his pants stolen by coach Brad Childress. He is staring a hole through the back […]

Everyone Hates Brad Childress

It’s a sad, sad story over in Minnesota… Wait a second. Nope. It’s fucking hilarious! A laugh riot! A true sign that the scumbags of the world eventually always get their just desserts! If you haven’t heard by now, trouble is afoot in the Minnesota Vikings organization, also known as the dregs of the NFL. […]

Don’t Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On The Way Out, Brad

Unless the Minnesota Vikings inexplicably go on a roll and rip off a few victories in a row, it seems increasingly likely coach Brad Childress will be canned before the season is over. Of course, considering Childress is one of the biggest idiots on the face of the earth, that’s bad news for the rest […]

Hitler Is Angered Over Randy Moss’ Release

You’ve probably seen this video in one incarnation or another, but the most recent one is definitely one of the best. In it, Adolph Hitler finds out Randy Moss has been released by the Minnesota Vikings. His anger is palpable. His plan of action is less predictable, but absolutely hilarious. Thanks to Doug for sending […]

As The Season Continues Its Downward Spiral, Vikings Waive Randy Moss

The Minnesota Vikings have reportedly waived receiver Randy Moss, whom the team acquired in a trade with the New England Patriots in early October. Moss caught one pass in Sunday’s loss to the Patriots and after the game he questioned the Vikings’ strategy and coaching staff. According to Michael Lombardi, Moss didn’t return with the […]

10 Reasons We Hate Vikings Fans

Vikings fan

Honestly, this list could probably contain several hundred entries, but I decided to whittle it down to 10. So, without further ado, here are the top 10 reasons we hate the scum of the NFL — the Minnesota Vikings fan. 10. Worst. Stadium. Ever. Now that County Stadium is no more, I can easily say […]

If The Helmet Fits…

Minnesota Vikings helmet

Wear it. Surely, someone created this because of the Brett Favre dick texts, but hey, the Minnesota Vikings are a bunch of dicks, too, so it’s perfect.

Vikings Get Moss For Third-Round Pick, Packers Keep Thumb In Ass

Randy Moss

Well, that was easy enough. In the span of 24 hours the Green Bay Packers watched the running back everyone said they needed get traded to Seattle for a fourth-round pick and the receiver they were too stubborn to acquire in 2007 get traded to their arch rival for a third-round pick, moving at least […]

Vikings Reportedly Close To Acquiring Randy Moss

After failing to land Vincent Jackson earlier this season, the Minnesota Vikings may now get the playmaker they’ve lacked in the passing game this season. Per Jay Glazer, the team is close to reacquiring receiver Randy Moss from the New England Patriots. The deal is reportedly contingent on Moss working out a new contract with […]

Visanthe Shiancoe’s Butt Hurts

Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe is a little butt hurt because his joke of an organization isn’t getting as much attention as it was last season. No, that attention is now being focused on the Green Bay Packers and Shiancoe wants to have a cry about it. ”You’ve got to watch a team like […]

Brett Favre: Old Man In The Rain

I thought it appropriate to pass on this story in anticipation of tonight’s season-opening (finally!) tilt between Brett Favre’s Minnesota Vikings and the New Orleans Saints. Some of you may well be pulling for the old gray mare. I, of course, will be pulling for him to get killed (although slightly less so than usual, […]

What Can The Vikings Expect From Favre?

That’s the $16.5 million question, I guess. Brett Favre had the best season of his career at age 40 for the Minnesota Vikings, last season. He threw for 4,202 yards, the third highest total of his career. He threw for 33 touchdowns, which is tied for the fourth highest in his career. Most impressively, he […]

Because They’re All Stupid Thugs In Minnesota

You knew it was true and now, so does ESPN’s Chris Mortensen. I have to give Kyle credit for pointing this out, but if you watch this video on Mort’s visit to Minnesota Vikings training camp, you’ll notice at the end Mortensen mentions that someone stole all of the autographed decals off the side of […]

Trouble Brewing In Minnesota?

As you probably know, I hate the Minnesota Vikings. More than terrorists. So, this potential disaster/distraction/whatever puts a smile on my face. Vikings running back Adrian Peterson isn’t happy. Who would be, playing for that despicable franchise? Michael Lombardi reports Peterson will be the next player to complain about his contract. Peterson is still playing […]

Adrian Peterson’s Fiancee Was In Playboy

Adrian Peterson and Ashley Brown

Hey, it’s the slow part of the offseason, so we’re going to make sure to bring you as much news revolving around our primary non-Green Bay Packers interest — broads — as possible. We’ve told you about Matthew Stafford’s broad and Aaron Rodgers’ broads and now we’re going to tell you about Minnesota Vikings running […]

Vikings Shiancoe: Nothing Will Change On Offense Without Favre

Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe thinks the team’s offense will be the same whether it’s Brett Favre or Tarvaris Jackson behind center. That’s right, the wunderkind Tarvaris Jackson. I about shit myself, before laughing hysterically, when I read that statement. OK, so maybe Shiancoe didn’t say exactly that, but he did say this. “Nothing […]

Vikings Still Angry, All Of Wisconsin Sheds A Tear

It appears the Minnesota Vikings still aren’t over their NFC Championship game loss to the New Orleans Saints. According to that fat fuck, drug-abusing defensive tackle Pat Williams, the Vikings are still angry. Oooooooooh! We’re all real fucking frightened! “It was kind of hard (at the beginning) because it was on everybody’s mind,” Williams said. […]

Ooooooooooh! The Vikings Get Tough

Zygi Wilf

No, I’m not talking about the Minnesota Vikings football team. They’ll always be a bunch of non-Super-Bowl-winning pansies. I’m talking about the Vikings’ ownership, who issued some sort of ultimatum to the state on Tuesday after the state legislature predictably did nothing to finalize a deal for a new Vikings’ stadium before the legislative session […]