Noted child abuser Adrian Peterson loves camels. This is a true story about Peterson, a camel and the absolute correct choice for celebrating your birthday.
Well, this was almost inevitable, wasn’t it? Running back DuJuan Harris was let go by the Green Bay Packers, so of course the Minnesota Vikings signed him.
The Minnesota Vikings have found the answer. They’ve traded a draft pick to Miami for receiver Mike Wallace, who will fit in perfectly with an underachieving group of receivers.
The Minnesota Vikings and Adrian Peterson have officially become a soap opera. The Vikings’ coach and GM flew to meet Peterson on Wednesday and give him big hugs.
Things have started to get ugly between child abusing running back Adrian Peterson and the Minnesota Vikings. It will likely end with Peterson playing elsewhere.
Former Green Bay Packers tight end Brandon Bostick is now a member of the Minnesota Vikings. It couldn’t have played out any other way, could it have?
We thought we had seen the last of Adrian Peterson in a Minnesota Vikings uniform. Well, not so fast. The Vikings, where character is optional, now expect Peterson to return.
Leave it to the Minnesota Vikings to provide us with the hearty laugh we needed today. It’s too easy to make fun of these jokers, when they’re serving up stuff like this.
The Minnesota Vikings have announced that The Hormel Chili Dome will be filled with local art depicting Minnesota greatness. Here’s what you should expect.
The NFL has finally suspended child abuser Adrian Peterson. His tenure as the symbol of the Minnesota Vikings is also probably over. So long, pal! Good riddance!
Minnesota Vikings rookie cornerback Jabari Price is very confused by Forrest Gump. First Lt. Dan had legs. Then he didn’t! There are questions that need answers!
The Minnesota Vikings rule! Someone has gone and made an infographic depicting the one category in which the Vikings lead the league. As if we didn’t know.
You’re a real Adrian Peterson fan when you throw on a wildcat costume and show up outside the courthouse with a Free AP sign. Really. That happened.
Defensive tackle Tom Johnson carried on the legacy of many Minnesota Vikings greats before him. He got arrested after a night at the club. He also got Tasered.
It’s time for Green Bay Packers vs. the despicable Minnesota Vikings. That means we tried to get a coherent thought out of a Vikings fan. See if we succeeded.
The Minnesota Vikings are still selling jerseys of child abuser Adrian Peterson at the team store. Why? Because they are just that awesome!
Minnesota Vikings fans — and probably fans of every other team — rejoice! Your savior has arrived! His name is Teddy Bridgewater and his time has come!
Well of course the Minnesota Vikings have deactivated running back Adrian Peterson again. Sponsors started pulling dollars. Fuck these clowns.
Adrian Peterson has been reinstated by the Minnesota Vikings because, well, just because. They’re the Minnesota Vikings and they can’t win without him.
There was a woman in an Adrian Peterson jersey carrying a switch at the Minnesota Vikings games on Sunday. Because, of course.