Defensive tackle Linval Joseph is a brilliant man, which makes him a perfect fit with the Minnesota Vikings. Let’s listen to him explain why the Vikings are Super Bowl bound.
Yeah, this idiocy is still happening. The Minnesota Vikings no longer want the shittiest mascot in all of sports, Ragnar. They just wanted to embarrass him.
The shittiest mascot in all of football is no more. The Minnesota Vikings opened their home schedule on Sunday and Ragnar was nowhere to be found. Good riddance.
We’re looking at the rest of the teams in the NFC North from the point of view of someone who knows something about them. First up, the Minnesota Vikings.
The Minnesota Vikings are a storied and glorious franchise. They may not have won any championships, but they do consistently lead the league in one important category.
It was Family Day at Minnesota Vikings camp on Monday. So who did they roll out for everyone to get a gander at? Mr. Family Values himself, Adrian Peterson.
A couple of idiot Minnesota Vikings fans threw on their purple jerseys and strolled into the Green Bay Packers shareholder’s meeting on Tuesday morning.
Hey, it’s Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson just chilling. At a rodeo. In a cowboy hat. Because that’s just how AP rolls, baby!
Ah, the Minnesota Vikings. Their stupidity never ceases to amaze. Take cornerback Josh Robinson, who just compared legalization of gay marriage to pedophilia. Logic!
Minnesota Vikings coach Mike Zimmer had some unprompted thoughts on the Green Bay Packers team-building exercise. His team is too good and workmanlike for such nonsense.
Oh, my. We are just overjoyed to be bringing you this development! The long-suffering Minnesota Vikings can totally win the Super Bowl this year! Wilf said.
In case you forgot, former Minnesota Vikings coach Bud Grant’s annual garage sale happened this week. Based on these photos, it appears it was a rousing success!
Because, Minnesota Vikings. Former Vikings coach Bud Grant is having a garage sale. Back by popular demand! Go buy some of Bud Grant’s Vikings crap!
Hey, Adrian Peterson, do you want to play for the Minnesota Vikings this season? No. I’d like to play for the Dallas Cowboys. That just happened. This can only work out positively.
The Minnesota Vikings have announced that their new stadium, the Hormel Chili Dome, is halfway complete. We’re sure you’ll be just as impressed as we are.
Noted child abuser Adrian Peterson loves camels. This is a true story about Peterson, a camel and the absolute correct choice for celebrating your birthday.
Well, this was almost inevitable, wasn’t it? Running back DuJuan Harris was let go by the Green Bay Packers, so of course the Minnesota Vikings signed him.
The Minnesota Vikings have found the answer. They’ve traded a draft pick to Miami for receiver Mike Wallace, who will fit in perfectly with an underachieving group of receivers.
The Minnesota Vikings and Adrian Peterson have officially become a soap opera. The Vikings’ coach and GM flew to meet Peterson on Wednesday and give him big hugs.
Things have started to get ugly between child abusing running back Adrian Peterson and the Minnesota Vikings. It will likely end with Peterson playing elsewhere.