We haven’t noted what a bunch idiots the Minnesota Vikings are for at least a few days, but this latest Adrian Peterson story reminded us of just that.
Peterson, a noted child abuser, has been reinstated by the NFL after missing most of the 2014 season for beating one of his kids. He’s made it pretty clear that he isn’t happy with the support he received from the organization and the team’s shitty fans during his ordeal. We’re not sure what he expected, but Adrian Peterson is pretty much a total fucking unaware moron, so we wouldn’t be surprised if he thought he’d be showered with praise for “disciplining” his child.
Basically, he’s exactly the player the Minnesota Vikings deserve.
However, Peterson’s displeasure with whatever has made his relationship with the Vikings uneasy. It’s widely believed that he wants to be traded or released. Of course, he has no leverage other than to be a total dick. Peterson is under contract at a generous $12.75 million for the 2015 season.
Now, if there was any question as to exactly what Peterson wants, there isn’t anymore.
He wants to play for the Cowboys.
Peterson, who is from Houston, was at the Rockets game on Tuesday night and…
Adrian Peterson – "It would be nice," to come to Dallas. "I've got family here, my dad's here. But I'm under contract, so we'll see." #NFL
— Mike Leslie (@MikeLeslieWFAA) April 29, 2015
The Vikings say they have no interest in trading Peterson. They would prefer that he just continue to be a distraction and that’s fine with us.
We’d love to see an uninterested, unmotivated Adrian Peterson torpedo the Vikings season. Maybe he can purposely blow some blocking assignments and get young Teddy Butthole killed while he’s at it!
This can only work out positively.