If there is a more glorious human being on the face of the earth than Jay Christopher Cutler — CUTTY! — we do not know who that person might be.
These things we know. The Chicago Bears got their first win of the season in week 4 over the not-quite-ready-yet Oakland Raiders. Bears tight end Martellus Bennett had a nice day, catching 11 balls for 83 and a touch. Our main man Jay Cutler — Cutty! — returned from a one-game, injury-related absence to quarterback the […]
We’re just not sure why they don’t love Jay Cutler as much as we do down in Chicago. This shirt pretty much says it all about Bears fans love of Cutty!
Here’s a Jay Cutler jersey we can get behind. The only question is, is this person a Chicago Bears fan or a Green Bay Packers fan? Let us know what you think.
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is having a tough time relating to his younger teammates. He just doesn’t know anything about this. Because he’s CUTTY!
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is just Tim Tebow on meth, it turns out. We’re looking forward to another great season from our main man Cutty!
Just like this time last year, our main man Jay Cutler — Cutty! — has a sweet-ass new ride. If you thought he was a broad magnet before, well, look out now!
Who’s that riding the Tea Cups there? Why, it’s your favorite quarterback in the whole world! A Green Bay Packers legend. Wait for it… wait for it…
Is it possible that young Jay Cutler was as awesome as current Jay Cutler? Probably not, but this yarn spun by Clay Travis certainly does add to the legend of Cutty!
Is this a new low for our main man Jay Cutler? Cuts donated an autographed ball to a charity auction and it got no bids at all. There’s only one word. Cutty!
The Chicago Bears have gone ahead and given the reins to the offense to Jay Cutler for a least one more season. A brilliant move. This is totally the Bears year!
Oh, so you’re telling me no one likes Jay Cutler and no one wants to play with or coach Jay Cutler? Really? I have a hard time believing that. I mean, Cutty!
Meeting Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — one of the real thrills in life. Go ahead and try to contain your excitement, junior.
Nothing says discipline like Chicago’s finest…
The Chicago Bears have a decision to make at the quarterback position. Thus far, the new regime is not committing to the great Jay Cutler, but what other options do they have?
Jay Feely, who kicked briefly for the Chicago Bears in 2014, has some opinions on why they were so bad. He says Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman were not leaders. We find that really hard to believe.
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is not very good at playing football and it turns out he’s not very good at taking care of his kids either. Surprising.
The other Jay Cutler, the bodybuilder Jay Cutler, doesn’t like Mondays very much. It turns out Chicago Bears fans berate him when Cutty! has a bad game. Poor sap.
In honor of Jay Cutler returning to his rightful throne as the Chicago Bears leader and savior, we present you with some super-awesome high school Jay Cutler.
It’s come to this in Chicago, where it really sucks to be a Chicago Bears fan.