Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is just Tim Tebow on meth, it turns out. We’re looking forward to another great season from our main man Cutty!
Just like this time last year, our main man Jay Cutler — Cutty! — has a sweet-ass new ride. If you thought he was a broad magnet before, well, look out now!
Who’s that riding the Tea Cups there? Why, it’s your favorite quarterback in the whole world! A Green Bay Packers legend. Wait for it… wait for it…
Is it possible that young Jay Cutler was as awesome as current Jay Cutler? Probably not, but this yarn spun by Clay Travis certainly does add to the legend of Cutty!
Is this a new low for our main man Jay Cutler? Cuts donated an autographed ball to a charity auction and it got no bids at all. There’s only one word. Cutty!
The Chicago Bears have gone ahead and given the reins to the offense to Jay Cutler for a least one more season. A brilliant move. This is totally the Bears year!
Oh, so you’re telling me no one likes Jay Cutler and no one wants to play with or coach Jay Cutler? Really? I have a hard time believing that. I mean, Cutty!
Meeting Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — one of the real thrills in life. Go ahead and try to contain your excitement, junior.
Nothing says discipline like Chicago’s finest…
The Chicago Bears have a decision to make at the quarterback position. Thus far, the new regime is not committing to the great Jay Cutler, but what other options do they have?
Jay Feely, who kicked briefly for the Chicago Bears in 2014, has some opinions on why they were so bad. He says Jay Cutler and Marc Trestman were not leaders. We find that really hard to believe.
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is not very good at playing football and it turns out he’s not very good at taking care of his kids either. Surprising.
The other Jay Cutler, the bodybuilder Jay Cutler, doesn’t like Mondays very much. It turns out Chicago Bears fans berate him when Cutty! has a bad game. Poor sap.
In honor of Jay Cutler returning to his rightful throne as the Chicago Bears leader and savior, we present you with some super-awesome high school Jay Cutler.
It’s come to this in Chicago, where it really sucks to be a Chicago Bears fan.
The unthinkable has happened. The Chicago Bears have benched Jay Cutler, ending perhaps the most glorious run of quarterback play ever. The Season of Cutty! is over.
That was Chicago Bears offensive coordinator Aaron Kromer anonymously slamming QB Jay Cutler in the media. And the Bears just managed to get more dysfunctional. Cutty!
It’s Thanksgiving and as Green Bay Packers fans, we’re thankful for many things. Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is high on that list. Here’s the ultimate Cutler video.
Jay Cutler was Jay Cutler in the Chicago Bears’ latest loss to the Green Bay Packers. He’s also what’s going to kill the Bears for the next decade. Team killer, coach killer, albatross.
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is 1-10 against the Green Bay Packers. He’s thrown more picks than touchdowns. Here are all of the former in video form.