These new Detroit Lions have some interesting notions. First-round pick Eric Ebron actually thinks the Lions might win the Super Bowl some day. Isn’t that cute?
The Detroit Lions suck. You know it, I know it, they know it and the entire state of Michigan knows it. The 2014 Detroit Lions will suck too. They’re the Lions.
Hope springs eternal for at least one Detroit Lions fan. He’s David Morian and he just got a tattoo proclaiming the Lions 2015 Super Bowl champs. Well done.
The Detroit Lions are so laughable that they’re not even fun to hate. Today, they remind us of their great 2008 team by signing quarterback Dan Orlovsky.
Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, AKA Butterball, has gotten engaged to longtime girlfriend Kelly Hall. Way to make an honest woman out of that broad!
ESPN analyst and former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka was asked about the Detroit Lions. And, well, he would like you to know he doesn’t like Matthew Stafford’s backwards hat.
The Detroit Lions have hired New Orleans Saints quarterbacks coach Joe Lombardi as their offensive coordinator. He is the grandson of Vince Lombardi.
A first-class organization, those Detroit Lions. It was their new coach, Jim Caldwell’s birthday today. Here’s how they wished him happy birthday.
The Detroit Lions have gone out and hired Baltimore Ravens offensive coordinator Jim Caldwell as their new coach. Way to go Detroit Lions!
The Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions had pretty miserable seasons in 2013, so they did the obvious and fired their head coaches today. So long Leslie Frazier and good riddance Jim Schwartz.