The Detroit Lions suck. You know it, I know it, they know it and the entire state of Michigan knows it. The 2014 Detroit Lions will suck too. They’re the Lions.
Hope springs eternal for at least one Detroit Lions fan. He’s David Morian and he just got a tattoo proclaiming the Lions 2015 Super Bowl champs. Well done.
The Detroit Lions are so laughable that they’re not even fun to hate. Today, they remind us of their great 2008 team by signing quarterback Dan Orlovsky.
Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, AKA Butterball, has gotten engaged to longtime girlfriend Kelly Hall. Way to make an honest woman out of that broad!
ESPN analyst and former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka was asked about the Detroit Lions. And, well, he would like you to know he doesn’t like Matthew Stafford’s backwards hat.
The Detroit Lions have hired New Orleans Saints quarterbacks coach Joe Lombardi as their offensive coordinator. He is the grandson of Vince Lombardi.
A first-class organization, those Detroit Lions. It was their new coach, Jim Caldwell’s birthday today. Here’s how they wished him happy birthday.
The Detroit Lions have gone out and hired Baltimore Ravens offensive coordinator Jim Caldwell as their new coach. Way to go Detroit Lions!
The Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions had pretty miserable seasons in 2013, so they did the obvious and fired their head coaches today. So long Leslie Frazier and good riddance Jim Schwartz.
Some Detroit Lions fans got their playoff tickets today… even though the Detroit Lions are not in the playoffs. We can totally empathize.
The Detroit Lions blew it again and that caused one fan to write an epic letter to the team’s executives explaining to them whey he’s resigning.
The Detroit Lions pissed away the NFC North lead on Monday Night Football. The Green Bay Packers loved it. The reaction in Detroit wasn’t so favorable.
Well, the Green Bay Packers were thoroughly dominated by the Detroit Lions on Thanksgiving. We’re taking another look at the game with five more thoughts.
The Detroit Lions. A bunch of scumbags and thugs. We’ve long said it and now Green Bay Packers guard Josh Sitton is saying it. He called them scumbags. Boom!
Dominic Raiola and the Detroit Lions have issued a statement apologizing for Raiola insulting members of the Wisconsin marching band on Sunday. It’s a beaut.
The Detroit Lions, or at least one member of the organization, has apologized to the Wisconsin band for center Dominic Raiola’s verbal abuse on Sunday.
The Green Bay Packers took care of the Detroit Lions on Sunday like they always do. Here are five more thoughts on the game, including Jordy Nelson and Randall Cobb dazzling.
The Detroit Lions are a bunch of turds. We know that. During Sunday’s game with the Green Bay Packers center Dominic Raiola reinforced it real nicely.
The Green Bay Packers did what they always do to the first place Detroit Lions on Sunday. They handled them behind a great effort by the defense. Booyah!
The Green Bay Packers have owned the Detroit Lions for some time, but these Detroit Lions aren’t the same bunch of clowns that they used to be.