The NFL has suspended Detroit Lions center Dominic Raiola for being a complete and total douche. He will miss the team’s showdown with the Green Bay Packers.
Just in case you had forgotten, Detroit Lions center Dominic Raiola was sure to remind everyone — he’s a total fucking piece of shit. Take a look at this “accident.”
Jim Schwartz is a total douche. Golden Tate is a total douche. The latter total douche thinks the former total douche pulled a real douche move and he’s right.
The Detroit Lions blew a 14-0 lead to lose to the Buffalo Bills on Sunday. Great moment for both Jim Schwartz and Neck Beard, who celebrated in style.
Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch learned the hard way on Sunday. Don’t use another guy’s signature move, you dumb bastard.
Green Bay Packers vs. Detroit Lions. This matchup looks pretty much the same as it did last year and the year before. Here’s how we’re picking it.
The Detroit Lions have some real issues in the secondary this week. That’s great news for Aaron Rodgers and company.
Green Bay Packers guard Josh Sitton still thinks the Detroit Lions are a bunch of scumbags and of course he’s right.
Detroit Lions legend Scott Mitchell has hilariously ballooned to 366 pounds. He’s got the shirt and double chin to prove it! Great for a laugh.
The Detroit Lions Ndamukong Suh made an appearance on American Muscle, where he gets into it with the resident Green Bay Packers fan. Quality entertainment.
These new Detroit Lions have some interesting notions. First-round pick Eric Ebron actually thinks the Lions might win the Super Bowl some day. Isn’t that cute?
The Detroit Lions suck. You know it, I know it, they know it and the entire state of Michigan knows it. The 2014 Detroit Lions will suck too. They’re the Lions.
Hope springs eternal for at least one Detroit Lions fan. He’s David Morian and he just got a tattoo proclaiming the Lions 2015 Super Bowl champs. Well done.
The Detroit Lions are so laughable that they’re not even fun to hate. Today, they remind us of their great 2008 team by signing quarterback Dan Orlovsky.
Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, AKA Butterball, has gotten engaged to longtime girlfriend Kelly Hall. Way to make an honest woman out of that broad!
ESPN analyst and former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka was asked about the Detroit Lions. And, well, he would like you to know he doesn’t like Matthew Stafford’s backwards hat.
The Detroit Lions have hired New Orleans Saints quarterbacks coach Joe Lombardi as their offensive coordinator. He is the grandson of Vince Lombardi.
A first-class organization, those Detroit Lions. It was their new coach, Jim Caldwell’s birthday today. Here’s how they wished him happy birthday.
The Detroit Lions have gone out and hired Baltimore Ravens offensive coordinator Jim Caldwell as their new coach. Way to go Detroit Lions!
The Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions had pretty miserable seasons in 2013, so they did the obvious and fired their head coaches today. So long Leslie Frazier and good riddance Jim Schwartz.